Popular Post jsharr Posted July 2, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted July 2, 2018 I am just your ordinary raccoon. Live in a hollow tree stump, eat bugs and minnows and trash. You know the normal stuff. This makes me feel content Recently, I saw a frog riding a tricycle. This made me feel hungry and confused. Frogs are good eating. But the tricycle was FAST and it had pretty shiny things on the handlebars. This made me feel slow and distracted. So the frog pulled into the garage of very nicely kept cottage. This made me feel happy for the frog, since most of them live in ponds and creeks and stuff. Anywho, I snooped around a bit, because that is what raccoons do and I found some really nice currant bushes and I made a mental note to come back that night and get them all. This made me fell anxious So, just after dark, I snuck into the frogs yard and all the best currants were GONE! and there were frog prints in the mulch! This made me feel angry and hungry. I ended the night eating a pb&j sandwich on white bread that I found in a trash can. This made me feel racist. The end. 4 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted July 2, 2018 Share #2 Posted July 2, 2018 Not nearly as good as Kirby's, certainly better than mine, close, but a little more entertaining than Mr. Silly's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted July 2, 2018 Share #3 Posted July 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Not nearly as good as Kirby's, certainly better than mine, close, but a little more entertaining than Mr. Silly's And didn't Parr8 recently post a "cat" story about a raccoon on his fridge? That was a funny story. Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 2, 2018 Share #4 Posted July 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: And didn't Parr8 recently post a "cat" story about a raccoon on his fridge? That was a funny story. Tom Yes, and thank you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted July 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Yes, and thank you. consider my 4th of July thread my way of saying thanks, from me to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 2, 2018 Share #6 Posted July 2, 2018 Hey, I saw you hanging around trying to talk my cat out of the currants earlier today! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted July 2, 2018 Just now, Kirby said: Hey, I saw you hanging around trying to talk my cat out of the currants earlier today! Can you see the loathing mixed with sadness, disppointment and hunger in my beady, hate filled eyes? Is hate filled hypenated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 2, 2018 Share #8 Posted July 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, jsharr said: Is hate filled hypenated? Apparently yes. But it's hard to hyphenate when you are filled with rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted July 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kirby said: Apparently yes. But it's hard to hyphenate when you are filled with rage. Definition of hate-filled in US English: hate-filled ADJECTIVE · Full of hatred; very hostile. ‘a bitter, hate-filled raccoon, robbed of it’s rightful share of currants’ ‘a hideous, hate-filled nocturnal mammal eating a racist pb&j’ More example sentences 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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