Popular Post jsharr Posted July 2, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted July 2, 2018 I am just your ordinary raccoon. Live in a hollow tree stump, eat bugs and minnows and trash. You know the normal stuff. This makes me feel content Recently, I saw a frog riding a tricycle. This made me feel hungry and confused. Frogs are good eating. But the tricycle was FAST and it had pretty shiny things on the handlebars. This made me feel slow and distracted. So the frog pulled into the garage of very nicely kept cottage. This made me feel happy for the frog, since most of them live in ponds and creeks and stuff. Anywho, I snooped around a bit, because that is what raccoons do and I found some really nice currant bushes and I made a mental note to come back that night and get them all. This made me fell anxious So, just after dark, I snuck into the frogs yard and all the best currants were GONE! and there were frog prints in the mulch! This made me feel angry and hungry. I ended the night eating a pb&j sandwich on white bread that I found in a trash can. This made me feel racist. The end. 4 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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