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Yeah, but the real moran's here are the 911 dispatcher and the cops that responded.  It's one thing to call 911 to report an emergency cold Big Mac.  It's a whole nother level to actually send first responders. 

Put the Big Mac down and step away slowly.  The fries too.  I said step away...... Zap!

#kanada

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4 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Yeah, but the real moran's here are the 911 dispatcher and the cops that responded.  It's one thing to call 911 to report an emergency cold Big Mac.  It's a whole nother level to actually send first responders. 

Sorry, Put the Big Mac down and step away slowly, eh.   Sorry aboot this, but he fries too, eh.   I said step away...... Zap! SORRY!!!! REALLY SORRY ABOOT THE ZAPPIE THING! EH!

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AGREED, EH

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2 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Eh?  The word eh should always be followed by a question mark.  The word eh turns all statements into a question of agreement, eh?

sorry aboot that, eh?  I thought the "?" was a given when ", eh" was used, eh.

 

https://blogs.transparent.com/english/the-canadian-eh-and-how-it-is-used-in-english/

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On 7/6/2018 at 3:03 PM, Kzoo said:

Yeah, but the real moran's here are the 911 dispatcher and the cops that responded.  It's one thing to call 911 to report an emergency cold Big Mac.  It's a whole nother level to actually send first responders. 

Put the Big Mac down and step away slowly.  The fries too.  I said step away...... Zap!

#kanada

Especially with the near ubiquitous availability of AEDs. Phone instructions of how to shock the cold food back to a nice warm temperature would have been easy to give. Those AEDs are nearly fool moran proof. 

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On 7/6/2018 at 11:34 AM, jsharr said:

You realize this is probably one of the "Fine, then I will just go live in Canada" people right?

 

On 7/6/2018 at 11:58 AM, Dottles said:

I love Canaduh.

...if it were not for winter, I would love to live in Canada. Sorry.

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On 7/6/2018 at 12:03 PM, Kzoo said:

Yeah, but the real moran's here are the 911 dispatcher and the cops that responded.  It's one thing to call 911 to report an emergency cold Big Mac.  It's a whole nother level to actually send first responders. 

Put the Big Mac down and step away slowly.  The fries too.  I said step away...... Zap!

#kanada

...OMG, you have no idea at all about the stuff that teh firemenz respond to. :)

I once went on a call into the SE Asian ghetto here that came in as "There are children stuck on the roof".:runcirclsmiley:When we got there, it was not his "kids", but his "keys" that were up on the roof, where someone had tossed them.  Honestly, I would rather respond to a cold order of fries than a cat in a tree, because at least you don't have to get out the fucking ladder for cold fries.:angry:

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3 hours ago, Dottles said:

That sums it up... though Vancouver is not a stretch for me.  Anything in the Rockies or east of the Rockies is a definite no-no.

Yeah, you are around Seattle aren't you?  There is not a huge difference between the weather where you are and where I am

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3 minutes ago, Zephyr said:

Yeah, you are around Seattle aren't you?  There is not a huge difference between the weather where you are and where I am

Exactly.  You might get more snow but it's not by much.  I know cold air can get trapped in the Fraser Valley and carry over your way.  Likewise just a 75 miles north in Bellingham they see more snow.  But really, not all that bad and for the most part the same.

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On July 6, 2018 at 12:03 PM, Kzoo said:

Yeah, but the real moran's here are the 911 dispatcher and the cops that responded.  It's one thing to call 911 to report an emergency cold Big Mac.  It's a whole nother level to actually send first responders.

You have no choice here, it is mandated if th call comes in on 911, a first responder will attend.  No one has the authority to decide it is not worth showing up for

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The cops didn't respond to a cold food emergency, they responded to an irate customer who was pissed his food, that was delivered by Uber Eats was cold. The article states that he called, but I have doubts. My guess is that a manic showed up at the counter & someone behind the counter made the call.  

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