TrentonMakes Posted July 10, 2018 Share #1 Posted July 10, 2018 https://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2018/07/married_woman_her_mechanic_die_during_barter_sex_in_her_garage.html A man returned to his Newark home Monday night to find his wife and the mechanic she was having sex with dead after they were overcome by carbon monoxide in the couple's garage, a police department source told NJ Advance Media. The 39-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic, the source said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted July 10, 2018 Author Share #2 Posted July 10, 2018 or maybe this is too crass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post parodybot Posted July 10, 2018 Popular Post Share #3 Posted July 10, 2018 blown and injected, you are doing it wrong. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted July 10, 2018 Share #4 Posted July 10, 2018 I bet he had a smokin' hot body 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 10, 2018 Share #5 Posted July 10, 2018 I wonder if they smoked after sex? The car did. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 10, 2018 Share #6 Posted July 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, TrentonMakes said: or maybe this is too crass. For this group? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 10, 2018 Share #7 Posted July 10, 2018 Now they can do it in the back seat - of a hearse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted July 10, 2018 Share #8 Posted July 10, 2018 Paying for car repairs with sex? Now there's a full time job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post parodybot Posted July 10, 2018 Popular Post Share #9 Posted July 10, 2018 Sounds like they had so much sex that they died of exhaustion. 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 10, 2018 Share #10 Posted July 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, parodybot said: Sounds like they had so much sex that they died of exhaustion. I can't believe that I didn't think of that! Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted July 10, 2018 Share #11 Posted July 10, 2018 It pays to have a good mechanic. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted July 10, 2018 Share #12 Posted July 10, 2018 Ya know that look your mechanic gives ya when you ask "how much?"...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted July 10, 2018 Share #13 Posted July 10, 2018 Newark is a strange place. I don’t think I fit in well there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted July 10, 2018 Share #14 Posted July 10, 2018 I bet the car was one of those old Lincolns with the suicide doors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 10, 2018 Share #15 Posted July 10, 2018 32 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: It pays to have a good mechanic. Like one that knows you turn the car off before working on it in a closed garage? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted July 10, 2018 Share #16 Posted July 10, 2018 I guess they forgot to come up for air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted July 10, 2018 Share #17 Posted July 10, 2018 Poor husband. Didn't even have to run grab his shotgun when he discovered wife having sex with another man. Where is the fun in that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted July 10, 2018 Share #18 Posted July 10, 2018 ...there is no woman in the world hot enough to pay for a transmission overhaul with sex. Sorry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 11, 2018 Share #19 Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Tizeye said: Poor husband. Didn't even have to run grab his shotgun when he discovered wife having sex with another man. Where is the fun in that! Yeah but the car purrs like a kitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 11, 2018 Share #20 Posted July 11, 2018 How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted July 11, 2018 Share #21 Posted July 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...there is no woman in the world hot enough to pay for a transmission overhaul with sex. Sorry. ...maybe a brake job, if you didn't need to "turn her rotors". If you know what I mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted July 11, 2018 Share #22 Posted July 11, 2018 13 hours ago, TrentonMakes said: The 39-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic, the source said. She blew a rod and the car never ran right again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 11, 2018 Share #23 Posted July 11, 2018 The dipshit was checking the wrong dipstick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted July 11, 2018 Share #24 Posted July 11, 2018 ♬♩ Oo ohhh, She's a rebel just for kicks now She died while suckin his dipstick now ♩♬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share #25 Posted July 11, 2018 I knew you wouldn't let me down. Maybe someone can write a "bore and stroke" line.... I'm pretty busy today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted July 11, 2018 Share #26 Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, TrentonMakes said: I knew you wouldn't let me down. Maybe someone can write a "bore and stroke" line.... I'm pretty busy today. top dead center comes to mind as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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