jsharr ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Share #1 Posted August 5, 2018 He of course will need a man servant. I would like to toss my top hat, tails and white gloves into the ring I realize that should @Couch_Incident entet the fray that none of us stands an ice cubes chance in Hell, but I am sure I could beat out the likes for @AirwickWithCheese or @Randomguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 5, 2018 Share #2 Posted August 5, 2018 I am up for anything to make a little extra money. Goat, my rate is minimum wage, plus a whole nickel for my experience. You will have to feed me and I will be happy with the slave's quarters, and I would like a small room to keep RO in. She would like to ride your horses on her birthday (which is in two days, btw), if you would be so gracious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted August 5, 2018 Crap, I forgot that RG could play the RO card. I am screwed. Goat, Wade is 6'5" and 270 lbs. He comes in the deal as part of your security team. Ryan is tough and wiry and talks fast. You can have him answer the calls that will be flooding in from people wanting your money. Martha is very organized. She will keep all of us inline. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Share #4 Posted August 5, 2018 I could use a ranch hand at the cottage. I realize, I don't have Goat's pockets but life isn't too bad on the ranch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: I could use a ranch hand at the cottage. I realize, I don't have Goat's pockets but life isn't too bad on the ranch. Make me an offer. I do not stand a chance with Goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 5, 2018 Share #6 Posted August 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I could use a ranch hand at the cottage. I realize, I don't have Goat's pockets but life isn't too bad on the ranch. I will have to be flown back and forth so I can help both you and Goat, but I am sure a schedule could be worked out. I would like RO to become a Canadian citizen, though, so she could have healthcare from a civilized nation. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Share #7 Posted August 5, 2018 I suggest he start a new company and hire all of us from Square Wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Share #8 Posted August 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, jsharr said: Make me an offer. I do not stand a chance with Goat. You would be responsible for hunting Marmot and operating the wake boat. I would expect daily deliveries of delicious trout. 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I will have to be flown back and forth so I can help both you and Goat, but I am sure a schedule could be worked out. I would like RO to become a Canadian citizen, though, so she could have healthcare from a civilized nation. All she needs to do is go to Roxham road, walk across the border and claim asylum. In fact, that may be a good option for you as well. RO would learn to snow ski, water ski and wakeboard, ride horses, fish and learn to sail. I insist she learn French though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Share #9 Posted August 5, 2018 46 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I could use a ranch hand at the cottage. I realize, I don't have Goat's pockets but life isn't too bad on the ranch. Sounds interesting. The Mrs and I will hire out as a team. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted August 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Rattlecan said: Sounds interesting. The Mrs and I will hire out as a team. Great, now I also gotta go up against a guy that can speak Canadian. I am screwed, eh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 5, 2018 Share #11 Posted August 5, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 5, 2018 Share #12 Posted August 5, 2018 Are we talking a Butler, or Gigolo.. there is a thin line of one who serves a man as a servant, and a a person who "serves" a man as a servent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted August 5, 2018 Share #13 Posted August 5, 2018 2 hours ago, jsharr said: Great, now I also gotta go up against a guy that can speak Canadian. I am screwed, eh Just to raise the bar a little more, the Mrs also speaks French. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 6, 2018 Share #14 Posted August 6, 2018 Sounds like @Goat Geddah is going to be busy as he figures out his new adventures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted August 6, 2018 17 hours ago, Rattlecan said: Just to raise the bar a little more, the Mrs also speaks French. sacre bleu! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted August 6, 2018 Share #16 Posted August 6, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: sacre bleu! Tabernac! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share #17 Posted August 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Airehead said: Sounds like @Goat Geddah is going to be busy as he figures out his new adventures. If he would just hire me, I could figure it out for him. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted August 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: Tabernac! Decriss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 6, 2018 Share #19 Posted August 6, 2018 Goat is unloaded. Lucky barstid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 6, 2018 Share #20 Posted August 6, 2018 19 hours ago, KrAzY said: Are we talking a Butler, or Gigolo.. there is a thin line of one who serves a man as a servant, and a a person who "serves" a man as a servent! Which pays better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted August 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Which pays better? Depends.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 6, 2018 Share #22 Posted August 6, 2018 55 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Which pays better? I'm guessing gigolos make more money. But I'm not sure annual salary of a butler 52 minutes ago, jsharr said: Depends.... You get paid for wearing adult diapers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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