The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 9, 2018 Share #1 Posted August 9, 2018 As all of you know, I'm banned from Canada. Apparently, Canada doesn't care for couches. They prefer to sit on the ground. It's really weird and science. Anyway, AWWC and I want to TP Wilbur's house for fun and profit. So, I need you all to come up with some good ideas to sneak AWWC and Couch into Canada. AWWC is also banned from Canada. The substitute part time drama teacher there actually reads this forum and is well aware of AWWC terrorist ideologies and banned his Yankee ass during the 2016 Presidential election. Canada is really woke like that. Oh, and which brand of TP should we use? Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 9, 2018 Share #2 Posted August 9, 2018 Charmin..... or Scott...... or the Walmart store brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 9, 2018 Share #3 Posted August 9, 2018 Roxham Road. It isn't that far from you. We give terrorists millions so surely you can make an equal claim. #wewelcomeeveryone, #setforlife 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted August 9, 2018 Share #4 Posted August 9, 2018 It's actually harder to sneak into Canada than it is to just drive over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 9, 2018 Share #5 Posted August 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, donkpow said: It's actually harder to sneak into Canada than it is to just drive over there. No. We have the RCMP assist you with sneaking. They even help carry your baggage. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted August 9, 2018 Share #6 Posted August 9, 2018 I walked across the St. Lawrence river and wandered about in Canada for an hour or so, then walked back across the river to the U S of A. Didn't notice a lot of difference between the two sides, both were really cold. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted August 9, 2018 18 minutes ago, donkpow said: It's actually harder to sneak into Canada than it is to just drive over there. I can't drive over there. I'm banned, remember? I guess you don't remember. Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted August 9, 2018 Share #8 Posted August 9, 2018 You can paddle a kayak across Lake Erie. The Canucks would never suspect you were sneaking in. Who would be crazy enough to paddle the whole way across the lake? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post donkpow Posted August 9, 2018 Popular Post Share #9 Posted August 9, 2018 If you walk in backwards, everybody will think you are leaving for a job in the US. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 9, 2018 Share #10 Posted August 9, 2018 57 minutes ago, Wilbur said: No. We have the RCMP assist you with sneaking. They even help carry your baggage. True story 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted August 9, 2018 Share #11 Posted August 9, 2018 59 minutes ago, Longjohn said: You can paddle a kayak across Lake Erie You can walk across Lake Erie. I think it's only about 3 feet deep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted August 9, 2018 Share #12 Posted August 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: You can walk across Lake Erie. I think it's only about 3 feet deep. I may have filled up with sediment since the last time I crossed it. It was about 12 feet deep in the middle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted August 9, 2018 Share #13 Posted August 9, 2018 But of course, you would be fingerprinted. Just don't try to bring a gun over the border lah-de-dah, unless you go through the permit process...and whatever else is required. I flew from Japan to Canada in June....and was intrigued at Customs in Vancouver, everyone got fingerprinted. My passport scanned ..nothing new. It's been 2 years since I flew internationally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted August 10, 2018 Share #14 Posted August 10, 2018 It's simple. Just get in a barrel and go over Niagra Falls. Be sure and steer to the Canadian shore. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #15 Posted August 10, 2018 Little Canada...is easy to sneak into....35 E North of St. Paul...You got it Baby!!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted August 10, 2018 Share #16 Posted August 10, 2018 Drive to Erie. The sail will be pleasant. Dress in blue and bring a snorkel in case we see Canadien Customs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted August 10, 2018 Share #17 Posted August 10, 2018 Don't take any fishing gear. They strip search "sportsmen" at the border. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted August 10, 2018 6 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Drive to Erie. The sail will be pleasant. Dress in blue and bring a snorkel in case we see Canadien Customs. Are you actually willing to help me smugle AWWC into Canada or are you pulling my leg? Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 10, 2018 Share #19 Posted August 10, 2018 You could probably swim across the St. Clair river. Watch out for the freighters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #20 Posted August 10, 2018 Sorry couch. It appears AWWC left you behind. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #21 Posted August 10, 2018 Drive to my place, I'll brew you some coffee. I'll then drive you and my kayak onto the wonderful island of Grosse Ile, where on the east side you'll enter the Detroit River and paddle for just over a mile to Canada. As @Mr. Silly said, watch out for freighters. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 10, 2018 Share #22 Posted August 10, 2018 ...rent a truck, paint it with company logos, fill it with TP, and roll up to the border dressed like this guy. It's @Wilbur 's house, so this is the only practical alternative for getting into Canada with enough ammunition for the mission. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #23 Posted August 10, 2018 The secret is to look like you belong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #24 Posted August 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...rent a truck, paint it with company logos, fill it with TP, and roll up to the border dressed like this guy. It's @Wilbur 's house, so this is the only practical alternative for getting into Canada with enough ammunition for the mission. Get in the truck.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #25 Posted August 10, 2018 16 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: I can't drive over there. I'm banned, remember? I guess you don't remember. Couch Change your name to Chester Field. They will let you in and you can still be yourself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 10, 2018 Share #26 Posted August 10, 2018 ....self explanatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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