AirwickWithCheese Posted August 12, 2018 Share #1 Posted August 12, 2018 Update. Has already moved. She had a house built near Charleston. The mansion has had several offers but she wasn't motivated until recently. Aire won't lend me the money or the house could be Sam's. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #2 Posted August 12, 2018 Maybe you can talk Wilbur into buying it and your place, merging them into one property and signing you on as a serf 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AirwickWithCheese Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share #4 Posted August 12, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: Maybe you can talk Wilbur into buying it and your place, merging them into one property and signing you on as a serf Already have, he poor-mouthed his way to another subject. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #5 Posted August 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Already have, he poor-mouthed his way to another subject. Did you forget to kneel, bow and kiss his ring? That angers him every time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #6 Posted August 12, 2018 Cheese, you can do this. Maybe take up string art as a second job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted August 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Cheese, you can do this. Maybe take up string art as a second job. I am going to do this because I am insane. I was hoping Aire would make some calls so I could be an Anderson windows salesman. I'm going to rename it Carolina wren manor, add a South Carolina flag, flower boxes under all the windows, and someday a big water fountain out front. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #8 Posted August 12, 2018 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I am going to do this because I am insane. I was hoping Aire would make some calls so I could be an Anderson windows salesman. I'm going to rename it Carolina wren manor, add a South Carolina flag, flower boxes under all the windows, and someday a big water fountain out front. People throw money in fountains! Good idea. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted August 12, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #10 Posted August 12, 2018 The gardens could use a little tidy up but the house is pretty. When will you be presenting an offer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 12, 2018 Share #11 Posted August 12, 2018 You're kind to your staff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #12 Posted August 12, 2018 6 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Update. Has already moved. She had a house built near Charleston. The mansion has had several offers but she wasn't motivated until recently. Aire won't lend me the money or the house could be Sam's. You gotta hit up Paige. He's got a magic bus and an orange grove. Plus, I'm pretty sure he owns the strip club across the river. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted August 12, 2018 Share #13 Posted August 12, 2018 It's leaning. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 12, 2018 Share #14 Posted August 12, 2018 CheeseBalls, you can do better. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 12, 2018 Share #15 Posted August 12, 2018 There are a lot of rooms there that the only time I would go inside them is to clean them. I am looking at going smaller, not bigger 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #16 Posted August 12, 2018 @Page Turner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 12, 2018 Share #17 Posted August 12, 2018 17 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Aire won't lend me the money or the house could be Sam's. ...that's not the house for you. Look at those double hung sash windows. Why would anyone build a house like that and ignore the need for casement windows ? I guess you could put in an offer for it as a fixer, but make sure you budget for new windows. And god help you if anything ever goes wrong with the roof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 12, 2018 Share #18 Posted August 12, 2018 17 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Update. Has already moved. She had a house built near Charleston. ...if it's just sitting there empty, why haven't you moved some stuff in and established squatter's rights ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 12, 2018 Share #19 Posted August 12, 2018 I called some people yesterday. Seems no one understands being in love with a house. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #20 Posted August 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, Airehead said: I called some people yesterday. Seems no one understands being in love with a house. Do they have 12 step programs for that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 12, 2018 Share #21 Posted August 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Dottles said: Do they have 12 step programs for that? Now now Cheese, I like looking at old houses too. But I don't spend much time worshipping things out of reach. When I do drive bys I find myself muttering the words that start with FO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 13, 2018 Share #22 Posted August 13, 2018 20 hours ago, Dottles said: Do they have 12 step programs for that? I'm AWWC's Higher Power. Why do you think he acts goofy all the time? I'm pulling his strings. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 13, 2018 Share #23 Posted August 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: I'm AWWC's Higher Power. Why do you think he acts goofy all the time? I'm pulling his strings. Couch You are a couch, not a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2018 Share #24 Posted August 13, 2018 Looks way too big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 13, 2018 Share #25 Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Looks way too big. That is the main reason he wants to buy it, as that is the only way that he is going to hear women say those four words to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 13, 2018 Share #26 Posted August 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Couch_Incident said: I'm pulling his strings. Couch Will you pull my finger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 13, 2018 Share #27 Posted August 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dottles said: Will you pull my finger? I'm willing to do more than that. Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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