Having serial with no milk this morning!

[Ralphie ★]

It is a little dry.  It would have been a LOT dry had I not had a bigass diced peach on it!  Builds character I 'spose.

[maddmaxx ★]

You can't do it with skim or 1%?

[pedalphile]

I've used fruit juice before now when out of the usual soy stuff I use, it was tolerable.

Ralph, First World Problem was missing in your title.

[donkpow]

I've done it with water, having forgotten to buy milk at the store.

[Longjohn ★]

Guinness works well as a milk substitute. How do I know this? 

[Longjohn ★]

Our eldest son was lack toes intolerant. He used fruit juice on his cereal. The other boys  wanted it on theirs too. Grape was a favorite.

[MickinMD ★]

Have you tried Almost Breeze or other Almond milk?  It's 30 Cal and 1g Carbs per cup instead of 130 Cal and 13g for 2% Milk.

I was in a supermarket looking for my regular 2% and all they had was "lactose free."  I asked a couple women near me if lactose free milk tasted strange and said I only was going to use it on cereal.  One said, "If you're just using it for cereal, try the Almond Breeze!"

I did and like it a lot! There's also an Almond Breeze with Almond and Coconut that's 40 Cal/cup and you get a taste/whiff of coconut as you eat your cereal!

[parodybot]

9 hours ago, Longjohn said:

Guinness works well as a milk substitute. How do I know this? 

When I use Guinness instead of milk on my cereal, I do not add the cereal.

[parodybot]

9 hours ago, Longjohn said:

Guinness works well as a milk substitute. How do I know this? 

Because you ran out of fruit juice?

[Further]

I've never tried it myself, but I have heard that warm beer goes with cold cereal almost as well as warm beer & cold pizza. 

[Randomguy]

This thread is all sorts of wrong.

Ice cream is a good milk substitute

[Dottleshead ★]

Vanilla Almond milk works wonders Ralph.  At our ages, we don't need dairy anymore.  There are plenty of other foods much richer and safer to both digest, fortify, and wont splatter our arteries walls with nasty graffiti.

[late]

[parodybot]

2 hours ago, Dottles said:

Vanilla Almond milk works wonders Ralph.  At our ages, we don't need dairy anymore.  There are plenty of other foods much richer and safer to both digest, fortify, and wont splatter our arteries walls with nasty graffiti.

[Dottleshead ★]

You should trademark that.

[Dottleshead ★]

[parodybot]

2 minutes ago, Dottles said:

You should trademark that.

Postergenbot used to date my sister.  She works as a paintbot at Chrysler.

[Kirby]

I also use unsweetened vanilla almond milk on my cereal.

[Dottleshead ★]

?

[parodybot]

1 minute ago, Dottles said:

[Dottleshead ★]

[Ralphie ★]

14 hours ago, Longjohn said:

Guinness works well as a milk substitute. How do I know this? 

I regret I have but one trophy to give for that.

 

[Ralphie ★]

3 hours ago, Dottles said:

Vanilla Almond milk works wonders Ralph.  At our ages, we don't need dairy anymore.  There are plenty of other foods much richer and safer to both digest, fortify, and wont splatter our arteries walls with nasty graffiti.

I am FAR 2Cheap for that stuff!

[Ralphie ★]

17 hours ago, maddmaxx said:

You can't do it with skim or 1%?

Either of those would have been marvelous!

[Randomguy]

I have my doubts that anyone in their right mind would use anything other than real milk from cows to put on cereal.  Almond, soy, cashew milk, all that stuff is deadly and so massively processed that it is shelf stable for months and months and months at room temperature (which is completely natural ), and I am sure it is cut with round-up.

Buncha sissy boys and hippie chicks, geez...

[pedalphile]

10 hours ago, Dottles said:

Vanilla Almond milk works wonders Ralph.  At our ages, we don't need dairy anymore.  There are plenty of other foods much richer and safer to both digest, fortify, and wont splatter our arteries walls with nasty graffiti.

To not even mention the boost to animal welfare, sustainability, and the economy.

[pedalphile]

5 hours ago, Anal Fissure said:

I have my doubts that anyone in their right mind would use anything other than real milk from cows to put on cereal.  Almond, soy, cashew milk, all that stuff is deadly and so massively processed that it is shelf stable for months and months and months at room temperature (which is completely natural ), and I am sure it is cut with round-up.

Buncha sissy boys and hippie chicks, geez...

It's not often that even you can pack so much wrong into a single sentence. Chapeau.

[Dottleshead ★]

13 hours ago, Anal Fissure said:

I have my doubts that anyone in their right mind would use anything other than real milk from cows to put on cereal.  Almond, soy, cashew milk, all that stuff is deadly and so massively processed that it is shelf stable for months and months and months at room temperature (which is completely natural ), and I am sure it is cut with round-up.

Buncha sissy boys and hippie chicks, geez...

When you can no longer consume animal or animal byproducts because of heart disease, I gladly accept the role of sissy. I had given up milk for a couple years before but it was that √π√€^^#$!?¥` ice cream.

[jsharr ★]

4 minutes ago, Dottles said:

When you can no longer consume animal or animal byproducts because of heart disease, I gladly accept the role of sissy. I had given up milk for a couple years before but it was that √π√€^^#$!?¥` ice cream.

https://urbanvegan.net/ice-cream-brands/

 

[Dottleshead ★]

3 minutes ago, jsharr said:

https://urbanvegan.net/ice-cream-brands/

 

Maybe someday.  I've had some of those in the past and they tasted like sh...t.   ?

My wife has been whipping up frozen berry smoothies at night and they have been quite satisfying.  

[Dottleshead ★]

19 hours ago, Dottles said:

In case anyone thought this was low class: https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/erectile-dysfunction-often-a-warning-sign-of-heart-disease-201110243648

[MickinMD ★]

19 hours ago, Anal Fissure said:

I have my doubts that anyone in their right mind would use anything other than real milk from cows to put on cereal.  Almond, soy, cashew milk, all that stuff is deadly and so massively processed that it is shelf stable for months and months and months at room temperature (which is completely natural ), and I am sure it is cut with round-up.

Buncha sissy boys and hippie chicks, geez...

The point is that milk is not healthy for some of us that have a medical reason to avoid 130 Cal/cup and 13g Carbs. 30 Cal and 1 g are a good substitute!

[maddmaxx ★]

Have you tried eating parallel.  It goes down faster and you won't notice the dryness as much.

[pedalphile]

On 8/16/2018 at 6:59 PM, Dottles said:

Maybe someday.  I've had some of those in the past and they tasted like sh...t.   ?

My wife has been whipping up frozen berry smoothies at night and they have been quite satisfying.  

When I had a strawberry glut I’d blitz them with some soy milk, they were sublime.