jsharr ★ Posted August 31, 2018 Share #1 Posted August 31, 2018 You know that thing you want to get off your chest? The thing that keeps you awake at night? Well, now you can finally sleep, as soon as you confess to Father RG and get absolution So go ahead and confess your perverted, lust filled, lying, cheating, stealing ass off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share #2 Posted August 31, 2018 Okay, I will prime the pump. There is no Parodybot. I made him up. All the stuff about relatives that works as toasters and roombas is all made up. I have never shoved my hand up his ass and made him talk as he only exists in my head, but in there I shove my hand in and shake it all about like I am doing the Hokey Pokey to punk rock. And he like its! Parodybot is a sicko. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 31, 2018 Share #3 Posted August 31, 2018 I think @Square Wheels is hilariously funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 31, 2018 Share #4 Posted August 31, 2018 13 minutes ago, Zephyr said: I think @Square Wheels is hilariously funny. Funny haha or funny strange? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 31, 2018 Share #5 Posted August 31, 2018 A friend of mine and another friend of mine conned a guy into a bidding war for a car one of my friends was selling. The engine needed work so we waited for the buyer and started the car just before he showed. That way, huge cloud of smoke from the clapped out valves would be more difficult to see. One of the friends then acted like an excited buyer and made a cash offer. The buyer came up 300 dollars above list so I sold it to him. Cash in hand, pink slip signed, the car was gone. I may or may not have been one of those friends. I can neither confirm nor deny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted August 31, 2018 16 minutes ago, Wilbur said: A friend of mine and another friend of mine conned a guy into a bidding war for a car one of my friends was selling. The engine needed work so we waited for the buyer and started the car just before he showed. That way, huge cloud of smoke from the clapped out valves would be more difficult to see. One of the friends then acted like an excited buyer and made a cash offer. The buyer came up 300 dollars above list so I sold it to him. Cash in hand, pink slip signed, the car was gone. I may or may not have been one of those friends. I can neither confirm nor deny. Now that you mention it, the guy that sold me the Chrysler said eh alot and the car does seem to smoke and use some oil....... and I found an empty Cheezies packet under the drivers seat.... Maybe the white stuff was not wax, but really hardened snow that got stuck in the body seams..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 31, 2018 Share #7 Posted August 31, 2018 51 minutes ago, jsharr said: There is no Parodybot. I made him up. Nooooooooooo........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 31, 2018 Share #8 Posted August 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Zephyr said: I think @Square Wheels is hilariously funny. Great, now I have a boner. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 31, 2018 Share #9 Posted August 31, 2018 I must confess, maddmaxx isn't real. He's my sock but nobody knows because I've never posted under my user name. I'm actually a 24 year old mountain biker from New York City but when I get to use the old geezer schtick it's more fun. Get of my lawn.........ho ho what a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 1, 2018 Share #10 Posted September 1, 2018 I identify as a Toyota Prius. There, I said it. You all knew this anyway. I'm always the last one to find out. Prius 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2018 Share #11 Posted September 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Kzoo said: Nooooooooooo........ Visually coolest post ever, and such a creative and effective one! kazoo, you have totally redeemed yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2018 Share #12 Posted September 1, 2018 I have anal warts. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted September 1, 2018 Share #13 Posted September 1, 2018 I like ABBA. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2018 Share #14 Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffJim said: I like ABBA. Timely. So did McCain. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 1, 2018 Share #15 Posted September 1, 2018 ..I'm actually a relatively mild mannered retiree. I only pretend to be a jackass on the internet as a way to impress chicks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2018 Share #16 Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Page Turner said: ..I'm actually a relatively mild mannered retiree. I only pretend to be a jackass on the internet as a way to impress chicks. How is that working out for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 1, 2018 Share #17 Posted September 1, 2018 4 hours ago, BuffJim said: I like ABBA. ...there are people who don't like ABBA ? WTF 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 1, 2018 Share #18 Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: How is that working out for you? ...it only needs to work 10% of the time, man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2018 Share #19 Posted September 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...it only needs to work 10% of the time, man. Wimmin do love their bad boys! Nice work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted September 1, 2018 Share #20 Posted September 1, 2018 I have multiple personalities. The one that comes up with all of the stories is completely illiterate, so ghostwrite for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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