JerrySTL ★ Posted September 6, 2018 Share #1 Posted September 6, 2018 https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/05/huge-cardboard-bike-is-turned-into-a-massive-penis-by-tour-of-britain-pranksters-7915146/ Huge cardboard bike is turned into a massive penis by Tour of Britain pranksters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 6, 2018 Share #2 Posted September 6, 2018 6 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/05/huge-cardboard-bike-is-turned-into-a-massive-penis-by-tour-of-britain-pranksters-7915146/ Huge cardboard bike is turned into a massive penis by Tour of Britain pranksters Could have made those into tatas but had to make a penis Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 6, 2018 Share #3 Posted September 6, 2018 30 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Could have made those into tatas but had to make a penis Tom ...buncha dicks, if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 6, 2018 Share #4 Posted September 6, 2018 I wonder if the pranksters all have cockney accents? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 6, 2018 Share #5 Posted September 6, 2018 Nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 6, 2018 Share #6 Posted September 6, 2018 You have to understand that this sort of thing has ancient beginnings. There is already a figure of a man with an erection inscribed upon a hillside in Dorset. "The Cerne Abbas Giant is a hill figure near the village of Cerne Abbas in Dorset, England. 55 metres (180 ft) high, it depicts a standing nude male figure with a prominent erection and wielding a large ...." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 6, 2018 Share #7 Posted September 6, 2018 What I understand is you Brits are a bunch of perverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 6, 2018 Share #8 Posted September 6, 2018 Spotted Dick causes uproar in Devon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 6, 2018 Share #9 Posted September 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dottles said: What I understand is you Brits are a bunch of perverts. Now there is some truth in this assertion but you have to understand that this only applies to the English......I mean we Scots hardly have any sex at all. Having your extremities put at risk of frostbite means this is extremely hazardous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 6, 2018 Share #10 Posted September 6, 2018 1 minute ago, onbike1939 said: Now there is some truth in this assertion but you have to understand that this only applies to the English......I mean we Scots hardly have any sex at all. Having your extremities put at risk of frostbite means this is extremely hazardous. Dear sir, I am having difficulty processing this statement as I know quite well that the Scots never get cold in them skirts. They've been drinking whiskey all morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 6, 2018 Share #11 Posted September 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: Dear sir, I am having difficulty processing this statement as I know quite well that the Scots never get cold in them skirts. They've been drinking whiskey all morning. I wonder if the redneck term "whiskey dick" translates to Scottish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 6, 2018 Share #12 Posted September 6, 2018 Just now, Dottles said: Dear sir, I am having difficulty processing this statement as I know quite well that the Scots never get cold in them skirts. They've been drinking whiskey all morning. I confess that the whole subject is purely academic for me at my advanced stage of life....dear me yes. I am content to remain on a spiritual plane, unaffected by all this smutty sexy stuff that pervades even these halls. If you were to ask, I'd ban sex altogether......I would, and the notion came to me immediately after I stopped being able to do it....which is strange really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 6, 2018 Share #13 Posted September 6, 2018 1 minute ago, parodybot said: I wonder if the redneck term "whiskey dick" translates to Scottish? Come out....just come out. I know that you're in there having sly keeks at this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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