AirwickWithCheese Posted September 9, 2018 Share #1 Posted September 9, 2018 Realtor says I do not have a prayer but I believe in miracles. It's a lovely house that I have linked to here in the Cafe. I am offering 95% of asking price but requesting all windows be changed to Pella french casements, front door converted to Dutch door, and a Sunbrella automatic retractable awning be installed over the uncovered deck. I want the fabric to be cotton with flowery Victorian roses. It does not have a pool but the yard is almost twice the size of the Airwick cottage grounds. The house is not up to Wilbur standards but is nicer than most hippie shacks and has a much nicer kitchen than Wheels. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 9, 2018 Share #2 Posted September 9, 2018 Good luck. If thT falls through move to NY nod buy my current house. I will leave the lovely French lace window panels, the Victorian settle in the front room, and one Airedale. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 9, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted September 9, 2018 Just now, Airehead said: Good luck. If thT falls through move to NY nod buy my current house. I will leave the lovely French lace window panels, the Victorian settle in the front room, and one Airedale. Which airedale? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 9, 2018 Share #4 Posted September 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Which airedale? Whichever one Couch doesn't take. ? We are cleaning out and starting over. With good dogs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 9, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted September 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Airehead said: Whichever one Couch doesn't take. ? We are cleaning out and starting over. With good dogs. Always with the Couch first. Couch is a whore. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 9, 2018 Share #6 Posted September 9, 2018 Good luck. BTW, you could buy our home that is listed. I guarantee that there are two types of squirrels that live there. We have ground squirrels and tree squirrels. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 9, 2018 Share #7 Posted September 9, 2018 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Good luck. BTW, you could buy our home that is listed. I guarantee that there are two types of squirrels that live there. We have ground squirrels and tree squirrels. Chickenville? I thought that would sell almost instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 9, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted September 9, 2018 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Good luck. BTW, you could buy our home that is listed. I guarantee that there are two types of squirrels that live there. We have ground squirrels and tree squirrels. You would never accept one of my offers. Always 95% of asking with 15% going to beautify projects to make it my home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 9, 2018 Share #9 Posted September 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Chickenville? I thought that would sell almost instantly. Yup. It was slow to get on the market. It has been listed for 3 weeks. We will see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 9, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted September 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Yup. It was slow to get on the market. It has been listed for 3 weeks. We will see. What are you asking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 9, 2018 Share #11 Posted September 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Good luck. BTW, you could buy our home that is listed. I guarantee that there are two types of squirrels that live there. We have ground squirrels and tree squirrels. Can three types of squirrels coexist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 9, 2018 Share #12 Posted September 9, 2018 24 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: What are you asking? $180,000 ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 9, 2018 Share #13 Posted September 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: $180,000 ? Real estate is so much more palatable when there is a "0" missing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 9, 2018 Author Share #14 Posted September 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: $180,000 ? You said 144,000 in earlier thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 9, 2018 Share #15 Posted September 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: $180,000 ? I will take two, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 9, 2018 Share #16 Posted September 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You said 144,000 in earlier thread. I don't remember that. Whatever, the prices went up around here. It will sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 9, 2018 Share #17 Posted September 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: We have ground squirrels and tree squirrels. Thank your lucky stars you haven't got any runner squirrels. You know, the kind of squirrel that runs up Mt. Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 9, 2018 Share #18 Posted September 9, 2018 Does this house have an outhouse? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 9, 2018 Share #19 Posted September 9, 2018 Good luck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 9, 2018 Share #20 Posted September 9, 2018 9 hours ago, maddmaxx said: Can three types of squirrels coexist? Don’t forget flying squirrels. We had an assistant pastor that had them in his attic. He didn’t want to kill them but he wanted them out of his house. He caught them in a box trap and hauled them about ten miles away and left them go, they beat him home. He caught them agIn and hauled them 100 miles away and left them go and never saw them again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 9, 2018 Share #21 Posted September 9, 2018 ...Pella wood casement windows are nice windows. I had those in the house up in the foothills that I sold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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