The Asian (or Oriental) girl and the stein of Octoberfest and the train

[Randomguy]

I haven't been socializing with the folks at work, and decided to tonight, just one beer.  I had a happy hour beer, and then I was informed of a special, a full stein of beer that equaled three beers to the eye, but probably only 2 1/2 in reality.  Whatever, I was really buzzy after my one regular beer, it was my intention to go home.  A stein was bought for me, so I accepted it.  Hell, I loved it, with all my heart.  

I told stories of past glories, I perved on women from a distance, I got drunkish from the stein, then I had to pee.  An opportune time to take off, so I said goodbye, pee'd, and walked to the train.  Stayin' Alive was playing on the iPhone as I walked, and I was channeling Cheese.  I got on the train, and one seat was open, so I plopped right on in.  

An Oriental (or Asian) chick was in the seat next to me, and she was falling asleep, falling  hard into my shoulder.  I laughed because it was just so cute.  She was so tired and I wanted to let her sleep, but she kept waking up at each stop.  

After about 4 stops, I asked her where she was going to get off, and she told me; it was a couple of stops before me, but with a longish way to go.   I told her if she wanted to sleep, I would wake her at her stop.   In broken english, she said no, she would stay awake.  This lasted half a stop, and she crashed hard again into my shoulder.  This time she stayed asleep, and she was just so cute, like a puppy that couldn't keep its eyes open before falling in a heap.  

I was happy to let her sleep on me.  NYC can be a hard place, and I was happy to be a soft landing, however temporary it might be.  The train came to her stop and I woke her, and she said 'thank you' about a thousand times.  Truthfully, I was happy to have human contact with no expectations at all, it was nice.

I got off at my stop, had a glass of water, pee'd again, and came here.

The end.

[bikeman564™]

nice story

[Ralphie ★]

3 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said:

nice story

Yes.  He told us how it made him feel.

 

[Kirby]

This was happening on a NYC subway?! ?  She's lucky you were there!

[jsharr ★]

 I peed while reading your wonderful story.  I was half asleep too.

[The_Karen_Cooper_Incident]

I'm triggered.  We don't use the term 'Orientals' anymore.

You WOG!

Couch

[pedalphile]

1 hour ago, Couch_Incident said:

I'm triggered.  We don't use the term 'Orientals' anymore.

You WOG!

Couch

If I’d been telling this story I’d have gone with China Girl, would this have been acceptable?

[The_Karen_Cooper_Incident]

9 minutes ago, pedalphile said:

If I’d been telling this story I’d have gone with China Girl, would this have been acceptable?

Or doesn't matter to me. 

Couch 

[Prophet Zacharia]

7 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

Yes.  He told us how it made him feel.

 

To paraphrase Dr Basch of Mount Misery about his rules of psychotherapy , “when they talk thoughts, you talk feelings. When they talk feelings, you talk thoughts.” 

[Ralphie ★]

6 hours ago, Couch_Incident said:

I'm triggered.  We don't use the term 'Orientals' anymore.

You WOG!

Couch

We are also putting cover sheets on our TPS Reports now.  Didn't you get the memo?  (Does anyone remember "memos", pre e-mail? :D )

[Ralphie ★]

4 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

To paraphrase Dr Basch of Mount Misery about his rules of psychotherapy , “when they talk thoughts, you talk feelings. When they talk feelings, you talk thoughts.” 

Reminds me of my chemical engineering professor: "A chemical engineer is someone who talks chemistry when he is with other engineers, engineering when he is with chemists, and wimmin when he is with other chemical engineers. "   (This was the 70s before half the chemical engineers were wimmin, so I almost updated wimmin with beer to make it less sexist, but decided to let the dated reference ride for authenticity's sake.