Page Turner Posted September 24, 2018 Share #51 Posted September 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: WAIT A COTTON PICKIN' MINUTE! Aren't our roads and highways already a slice of Nirvana???? ...I am forced, once again, to yield to your superior logic and argument. sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #52 Posted September 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, Kzoo said: ? The Aggies got outscored by Alabama, but not by as much as @2Far said. Could you help me convince him that I accepted his bet? He owes us a bottle of hooch if we are successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #53 Posted September 24, 2018 Quote Could you help me convince him that I accepted his bet? Show me: So, JShartage. Care for a little wager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #54 Posted September 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, 2Far said: Show me: So, JShartage. Care for a little wager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 24, 2018 Share #55 Posted September 24, 2018 On 9/23/2018 at 4:02 PM, late said: What brand? Does it have a sensor to prevent you from going over the handlebars? Not sure why you think that it should have this problem as it's never happened to me. Here is a link to the company that equipped my bike with e-assist. https://arccinnovations.com/arccbicyclerange.php Wonderful system, but it's just a pity it's so expensive. If you can find the video reviews, then I'm the white-bearded old geezer wearing the lycra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #56 Posted September 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, jsharr said: Well, gollll-lee, Sgt. Carter. How did I ever miss that?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 24, 2018 Share #57 Posted September 24, 2018 1 minute ago, onbike1939 said: I'm the white-bearded old geezer wearing the lycra. ...there's your problem right there. The wind resistance from the beard is slowing you down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 24, 2018 Share #58 Posted September 24, 2018 Just now, No One said: ...there's your problem right there. The wind resistance from the beard is slowing you down. I wish it was that simple.....yes indeedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #59 Posted September 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, onbike1939 said: I wish it was that simple.....yes indeedy. Get a plastic bike. Those go faster! Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted September 24, 2018 Share #60 Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, onbike1939 said: Not sure why you think that it should have this problem as it's never happened to me. Here is a link to the company that equipped my bike with e-assist. https://arccinnovations.com/arccbicyclerange.php Wonderful system, but it's just a pity it's so expensive. If you can find the video reviews, then I'm the white-bearded old geezer wearing the lycra. Looks like all they do is sell e-bikes, I just want a conversion kit. I'd love to see your video, do you have the URL handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share #61 Posted September 24, 2018 3 hours ago, jsharr said: The Aggies got outscored by Alabama, but not by as much as @2Far said. Could you help me convince him that I accepted his bet? He owes us a bottle of hooch if we are successful. If you are asking me to lie, cheat and steal for you, no way! I got better people than you to lie cheat and steal for. Let me know how this works out for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #62 Posted September 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: If you are asking me to lie, cheat and steal for you, no way! I got better people than you to lie cheat and steal for. Let me know how this works out for ya. Could you steal a bottle of hooch from one of them, send it to me and then lie about it? Also, everyone is better than me. Good catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #63 Posted September 24, 2018 'Stealers' lose tonight. The Bucs kick their ass. In other news, Le'Veon Bell and Earl Thomas get together and ask Jerry Jones to pay 'em. He agrees and then fires Jason Garrett. Cowboys still tank in division cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 24, 2018 Share #64 Posted September 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: If you are asking me to lie, cheat and steal for you, no way! I got better people than you to lie cheat and steal for. Let me know how this works out for ya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 25, 2018 Share #65 Posted September 25, 2018 2 pages and no one's asked. Since we're talking e-bikes, do we fold up like transformers into pretend people when we're not e-bikes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share #66 Posted September 25, 2018 24 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: 2 pages and no one's asked. Since we're talking e-bikes, do we fold up like transformers into pretend people when we're not e-bikes. You been nipping at the cooking sherry again, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 25, 2018 Share #67 Posted September 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: You been nipping at the cooking sherry again, Just read the thread title. It's punctuation day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 25, 2018 Share #68 Posted September 25, 2018 13 hours ago, late said: Looks like all they do is sell e-bikes, I just want a conversion kit. I'd love to see your video, do you have the URL handy? No, they would actually convert your bike....at a cost. However the best value conversion kits are probably sold by people like "Woosh". http://wooshbikes.co.uk/ You can see my video here: https://arccinnovations.com/testimonials.php Scroll down through all the VIP's to the one showing the lycra-clad shapely legs belonging to George White.....and please....do not use this image in any advertising material. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted September 25, 2018 Share #69 Posted September 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, onbike1939 said: No, they would actually convert your bike....at a cost. However the best value conversion kits are probably sold by people like "Woosh". http://wooshbikes.co.uk/ You can see my video here: https://arccinnovations.com/testimonials.php Scroll down through all the VIP's to the one showing the lycra-clad shapely legs belonging to George White.....and please....do not use this image in any advertising material. Thanks. Something to think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 25, 2018 Share #70 Posted September 25, 2018 6 hours ago, onbike1939 said: Scroll down through all the VIP's to the one showing the lycra-clad shapely legs belonging to George White... ...aren't you afraid that by allowing your image to be used on the internet like that, it will increase the number of impressionable young female stalkers in your vicinity ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted September 25, 2018 Share #71 Posted September 25, 2018 33 minutes ago, No One said: ...aren't you afraid that by allowing your image to be used on the internet like that, it will increase the number of impressionable young female stalkers in your vicinity ? I'm certain he's terrified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 25, 2018 Share #72 Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, No One said: ...aren't you afraid that by allowing your image to be used on the internet like that, it will increase the number of impressionable young female stalkers in your vicinity ? I did think of that as I've had some really nasty experiences in the past. It takes a huge amount of courage on my part to wear form-hugging Lycra......I mean every time I'm taking my life in my hands.....seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share #73 Posted September 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, onbike1939 said: I mean every time I'm taking my life in my hands.....seriously. Blood flow issues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted September 25, 2018 Share #74 Posted September 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Blood flow issues? Evil wimmins.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 26, 2018 Share #75 Posted September 26, 2018 21 hours ago, Kzoo said: Blood flow issues? As Late has said it's those women and they seem to have no control of their emotions when inflamed by my shapely bum and legs. The Post Ofice has become a no-go area for me on pension day.....I mean they had me penned into a corner by their Zimmers...it was touch and go for a while......seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 26, 2018 Share #76 Posted September 26, 2018 21 hours ago, Kzoo said: Blood flow issues? I'd rather not go into that.... but admit it a problem.....cough....cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share #77 Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, onbike1939 said: I mean they had me penned into a corner by their Zimmers Zimmer? Is that Queen's English for walker or wheelchair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #78 Posted September 26, 2018 Why are we still talking e-bikes? I thought the e was for electric, but I guess it is e for everlasting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share #79 Posted September 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, jsharr said: Why are we still talking e-bikes? I thought the e was for electric, but I guess it is e for everlasting? Shut up. This is the best thread since you last reported some junior hight football score. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #80 Posted September 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, jsharr said: Why are we still talking e-bikes? I thought the e was for electric, but I guess it is e for everlasting? I appreciate your comments (unlike some socks), but I think the more relevant and likely divisive issue is your use of the "-". Are you claiming they are e-bikes and not eBikes nor ebikes? Why have you chosen that option, and don't you think it might be the reason you aren't able to differentiate between an "e" for electric and an "e" for everlasting? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #81 Posted September 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I appreciate your comments (unlike some socks), but I think the more relevant and likely divisive issue is your use of the "-". Are you claiming they are e-bikes and not eBikes nor ebikes? Why have you chosen that option, and don't you think it might be the reason you aren't able to differentiate between an "e" for electric and an "e" for everlasting? Tom I followed the example given in the thread title, you slack-eyed, googly-jawed moranic imbicile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #82 Posted September 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, jsharr said: I followed the example given in the thread title, you slack-eyed, googly-jawed moranic imbicile Now you sound like Kazoo! So you're a follower, eh? Seems about right. No shame in that. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #83 Posted September 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Now you sound like Kazoo! So you're a follower, eh? Seems about right. No shame in that. Tom I give respect where respect is due. @Kzoo is due my respect. Call it whatever you want. I know what it is . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #84 Posted September 26, 2018 45 minutes ago, jsharr said: I followed the example given in the thread title, you slack-eyed, googly-jawed moranic imbicile That's the same a noob. I wish you guys would be consistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #85 Posted September 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: That's the same a noob. I wish you guys would be consistant. I thought n00bs were googly-eyed, slack-jawed imbecilic morans???? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #86 Posted September 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: That's the same a noob. I wish you guys would be consistant. newb is too hard to spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share #87 Posted September 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: newb is too hard to spell He's dragging you down to his level @jsharr. Don't let happen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2018 Share #88 Posted September 26, 2018 32 minutes ago, Kzoo said: He's dragging you down to his level @jsharr. Don't let happen... Nube mistake on my part. Soiree about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 26, 2018 Share #89 Posted September 26, 2018 Shimano delivers a simple but effective new e-bike experience ...thus effectively further limiting the already tiny user group of classic steel road bikes. #dinosaur The only satisfaction I get from this is the knowledge that @Razors Edge plastic Di2 equipped gofast machine will soon be obsolete and worthless, just like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 26, 2018 Share #90 Posted September 26, 2018 2 hours ago, jsharr said: Nube mistake on my part. Soiree about that. ... @jsharr : this is a nube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 27, 2018 Share #91 Posted September 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Kzoo said: He's dragging you down to his level @jsharr. Don't let happen... YOU MORANS CHOSE THE N00B!!!! The n00b had nothing to do with being given the title, so if you ain't happy with the Grade-A n00b behavior you are getting - FOR FREE - feel free to try and find some other new n00b who can try to wow you with his/her grade-b or lower content. Good luck! Maybe you can get that bucket of bolts parodybot to drop his sex doll empire building and find us a new n00b. God knows he is failing miserable in business, and might as well spin his servos elsewhere. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 27, 2018 Share #92 Posted September 27, 2018 15 hours ago, Kzoo said: Zimmer? Is that Queen's English for walker or wheelchair? It's a walking frame and can be deadly in the wrong hands....oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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