Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted October 17, 2018 See if you can find him in this image 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #2 Posted October 17, 2018 I need an explanation on this one, sorry. I scored a free sack barrow recently from a skip, 30 bloody quid they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Share #3 Posted October 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I need an explanation on this one, sorry. I scored a free sack barrow recently from a skip, 30 bloody quid they are! I think in Texas they just steal handtrucks. Sure, that's a reasonable thing to do, but where I live, having a criminal record is not a "cool" thing or a "coming of age" thing like it is down in Texistan. We're soft up here Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #4 Posted October 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I think in Texas they just steal handtrucks. Sure, that's a reasonable thing to do, but where I live, having a criminal record is not a "cool" thing or a "coming of age" thing like it is down in Texistan. We're soft up here Tom Texistan: harsh a touch? And misleading, maybe? Around here if we we may refer to a local area, say, Abbeydale, as Abbeystan, there is a good reason for doing so, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 17, 2018 Share #5 Posted October 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, pedalphile said: if you know what I mean, We seldom know what you mean. And I think you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted October 17, 2018 Share #6 Posted October 17, 2018 He is saving an unbelievable amount of wear and tear on tires and axles on the way out to the car. however is is risking some scratches on the back of the uprights, where the kid-seat support is contacting it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Share #7 Posted October 17, 2018 The cuffed jeans and the fashionable boots tell me that handtruck will be having a soft liesurely life 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted October 17, 2018 51 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I need an explanation on this one, sorry. I scored a free sack barrow recently from a skip, 30 bloody quid they are! coal to newcastle mate. 33 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I think in Texas they just steal handtrucks. Sure, that's a reasonable thing to do, but where I live, having a criminal record is not a "cool" thing or a "coming of age" thing like it is down in Texistan. We're soft up here Tom You probably look down on marrying cousins too. 10 minutes ago, pedalphile said: Texistan: harsh a touch? And misleading, maybe? Around here if we we may refer to a local area, say, Abbeydale, as Abbeystan, there is a good reason for doing so, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do. I prefer Texico, as we stole our state from Mexico and should show a bit of respect to the rightful owner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted October 17, 2018 Share #9 Posted October 17, 2018 That must be the way they do it in Texas. In the DC area they do it different. He would be rolling the cart out on the hand truck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Share #10 Posted October 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Scrapr said: The cuffed jeans and the fashionable boots tell me that handtruck will be having a soft liesurely life Ha! I was thinking the same thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 17, 2018 Share #11 Posted October 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dottles said: Ha! I was thinking the same thing. Probably a tool as the wife's birthday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #12 Posted October 17, 2018 4 hours ago, jsharr said: coal to newcastle mate. You probably look down on marrying cousins too. I prefer Texico, as we stole our state from Mexico and should show a bit of respect to the rightful owner. But ain’t t’oilcompany got their moniker grade mark protected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #13 Posted October 17, 2018 Just now, pedalphile said: But ain’t t’oilcompany got their moniker grade mark protected? This is Texas. We don't need to stinking badges or trademarks. Shoot first, then shoot second, then shoot third, then have a beer, then shoot one last time, then ask questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #14 Posted October 17, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: This is Texas. We don't need to stinking badges or trademarks. Shoot first, then shoot second, then shoot third, then have a beer, then shoot one last time, then ask questions. Pretty shooty sort of place and peeps, eh? Just shoot while you’re shooting the breeze, so to speak. And for a mild curse word you probably say, Shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted October 17, 2018 Just now, pedalphile said: Pretty shooty sort of place and peeps, eh? Just shoot while you’re shooting the breeze, so to speak. And for a mild curse word you probably say, Shoot. Or shit. We say shit a lot. You would fit right in except for the accent. Start working on saying ya'll and learning to use fixin to mean getting ready to. As in, Im fixin to kick the shit outta ya'll. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #16 Posted October 17, 2018 39 minutes ago, jsharr said: Or shit. We say shit a lot. You would fit right in except for the accent. Start working on saying ya'll and learning to use fixin to mean getting ready to. As in, Im fixin to kick the shit outta ya'll. I would love visiting and saying sheot like that, i’ve seen all the movies, I know I could give it a stab, or should I say, shot, No Country For Olde Men, and that sheot, but obviously I couldn’t carry off the accent, so wouldn’t yer locals think I was taking the michael, like, sending em up - and shoot me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #17 Posted October 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I would love visiting and saying sheot like that, i’ve seen all the movies, I know I could give it a stab, or should I say, shot, No Country For Olde Men, and that sheot, but obviously I couldn’t carry off the accent, so wouldn’t yer locals think I was taking the michael, like, sending em up - and shoot me? I could explain to them that you are a professional piss take artist travelling the world to share your talents with others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Share #18 Posted October 17, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: I could explain to them that you are a professional piss take artist travelling the world to share your talents with others. He's a wonderful, toothless wood gatherer from Yorkshire. Cut him some slack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted October 17, 2018 Share #19 Posted October 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I would love visiting and saying sheot like that, i’ve seen all the movies, I know I could give it a stab, or should I say, shot, No Country For Olde Men, and that sheot, but obviously I couldn’t carry off the accent, so wouldn’t yer locals think I was taking the michael, like, sending em up - and shoot me? ...somewhere in Texas, some guy will look at you, smile, and say, "You got a purty mouth." If you have no gun, you need to run away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #20 Posted October 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: He's a wonderful, toothless wood gatherer from Yorkshire. Cut him some slack. I thought he was going to do the cutting. Maybe an ash if I recall correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted October 17, 2018 Just now, No One said: ...somewhere in Texas, some guy will look at you, smile, and say, "You got a purty mouth." If you have no gun, you need to run away. Sir, that happened in Georgia. In Texas, they do not care if the mouth is purty. They just say "You got a mouth" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #22 Posted October 17, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I could explain to them that you are a professional piss take artist travelling the world to share your talents with others. And that would prevent the shooting? Please see your previous post re the order in which Texicans do things, and how often. I think when I visit and sample this beanless chili of yours I shall stick with my hybrid bastardly English regional idiolect. btw that last word does not mean what you think it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #23 Posted October 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dottles said: He's a wonderful, toothless wood gatherer from Yorkshire. Cut him some slack sticks. FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted October 17, 2018 1 minute ago, pedalphile said: And that would prevent the shooting? Please see your previous post re the order in which Texicans do things, and how often. I think when I visit and sample this beanless chili of yours I shall stick with my hybrid bastardly English regional idiolect. btw that last word does not mean what you think it means. It is sort of like your English clubs, run by the old boys. Here it is the good ol' boys. If I vouch for you, you are probably safe. No guarantees though. I hope you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Share #25 Posted October 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dottles said: Cut him some slack cheese. 2 minutes ago, pedalphile said: FIFY No you didn't. Now it's fixed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #26 Posted October 17, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: It is sort of like your English clubs, run by the old boys. Here it is the good ol' boys. If I vouch for you, you are probably safe. No guarantees though. I hope you understand. I does, lad. No fakery here my deare ol’ boys, I am English, no offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted October 17, 2018 Share #27 Posted October 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, No One said: ...somewhere in Texas, some guy will look at you, smile, and say, "You got a purty mouth." If you have no gun, you need to run away. I’ve seen that movie, it ain’t TeXaS, you dip stick: Burt Reynolds’ finest two hours. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share #28 Posted October 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, pedalphile said: I’ve seen that movie, it ain’t TeXaS, you dip stick: Burt Reynolds’ finest two hours. I am impressed! Dip Stick is an excellent thing to call a person. Do you ever call anyone a lug nut? There is hope for you. You have potential, me old china! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted October 18, 2018 Share #29 Posted October 18, 2018 5 hours ago, pedalphile said: I’ve seen that movie, it ain’t TeXaS, you dip stick: Burt Reynolds’ finest two hours. ...you really think those guys stayed on the New River after all that publicity ? With the money they earned as movie stars, they all moved down somewhere along the Rio Grande, close to the Big Bend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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