Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted October 19, 2018 @Parr8hed walks into a bank, exhausted after a 20 hour shift. He pulls an anal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write a check with it. He looks at the cashier and says “Well! That’s just great. Some asshole has my pen!” 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share #2 Posted October 19, 2018 You guys are welcome to chime in with your jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Share #3 Posted October 19, 2018 Q: How do you tell the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share #4 Posted October 19, 2018 Rectal Thermometer: A mercury filled glass tube with an asshole at both ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted October 19, 2018 Share #5 Posted October 19, 2018 Ha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted October 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Ha! This deserves more than one measly Ha! You make jsharr sad. I was expecting something more along the lines of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 19, 2018 Share #7 Posted October 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: This deserves more than one measly Ha! You make jsharr sad. I was expecting something more along the lines of this I would've laughed but I heard it earlier this morning... somewhere...I can't remember where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted October 19, 2018 Just now, Always Wong said: I would've laughed but I heard it earlier this morning... somewhere...I can't remember where. You should shut up and go stick your face in a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 19, 2018 Share #9 Posted October 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: You should shut up and go stick your face in a book. More unsolicited advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted October 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Always Wong said: More unsolicited advice? You are always asking for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 19, 2018 Share #11 Posted October 19, 2018 5 hours ago, jsharr said: You guys are welcome to chime in with your jokes. You forget your audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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