Geez, ya think? "Toxicology reports are still pending, "he was possibly high on something." "

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Florida man jumps in St. Augustine Crocodile exhibit, was found wearing boxers

LOL, he was wearing Crocs when he started this (mis)adventure.

[maddmaxx ★]

I will only be impressed if he came out wearing the boxers that formerly belonged to the croc.

[Randomguy]

This sounds completely reasonable.

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Back in the 70's I took my first trip to Florida, traveling for work with a guy from Florida. We were there over a holiday weekend and unable to work so we went to his hometown for the weekend.

First stop in his town was a buddy's house, it was about 8 or 9 at night, we could see his buddy sleeping on the couch through the screen door. Phil banged on the door and yelled something, the buddy rolled off the couch and came up with a revolver.

I knew right then and there that Florida was a special kind of place.

And that Phil might be a bit sketchy....