Popular Post Tizeye Posted November 14, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted November 14, 2018 ? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted November 14, 2018 Share #2 Posted November 14, 2018 Rachel Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted November 14, 2018 Share #3 Posted November 14, 2018 A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted November 14, 2018 Share #4 Posted November 14, 2018 Also seems to like not using parallel structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 14, 2018 Share #5 Posted November 14, 2018 The little known and less often used Donner Comma is far superior to the Oxford comma. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 14, 2018 Share #6 Posted November 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, roadsue said: Also seems to like not using parallel structure. Yeah, I don't know what that is. But before I went to skool, I coudn't even spel n-ginere, now I are won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 14, 2018 Share #7 Posted November 14, 2018 51 minutes ago, BuffJim said: A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." my version of that is much dirtier. The panda is on a blind date.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted November 14, 2018 Share #8 Posted November 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, jsharr said: my version of that is much dirtier. The panda is on a blind date.... Is that all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 14, 2018 Share #9 Posted November 14, 2018 1 minute ago, BuffJim said: Is that all? Lets just say that right after the panda got romantic with his blind date the same punch line was used as she questioned why he was leaving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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