Jsharr or Airwick?

[Road Runner]

Which one is the Square Wheels Most Valuable Poster (MVP)?

Jsharr is the most prolific poster and is the virtual leader of the forum.  Without him, we would be lost.  

But Airwick, even when absent, defines the essence of much of the forum humor that, over the years, has made the SWF such a fun place to be.  There is no substitute.  

[jsharr ★]

Howie Mandel shows great potential.

[Randomguy]

16 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

Which one is the Square Wheels Most Valuable Poster (MVP)?

Jsharr is the most prolific poster and is the virtual leader of the forum.  Without him, we would be lost.  

But Airwick, even when absent, defines the essence of much of the forum humor that, over the years, has made the SWF such a fun place to be.  There is no substitute.  

This needs to be in limerick form.

[Page Turner]

1 minute ago, Randomguy said:

This needs to be in limerick form.

Two guys on a bicycle forum,

Had trouble achieving a quorum.

When asked, "What's the issue?", they both grabbed a tissue,

And said, "It's the lack of decorum.  "

 

[jsharr ★]

4 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

This needs to be in limerick form.

jsharr is the forum asshat
No one knows where Airwick is at
If they both departed
This forum is sharted
and squarewheels will will die just like that

[Page Turner]

A charming young fellow from Texas

bought a Chrysler instead of a Lexus.

When he was asked, "Why ?", he started to cry,

and said, "At least it's not a fucking Chevy Cabriolet, Buttkiss. "

 

[Kzoo]

I didn't read the question.  I don't need to read the question.  The answer is obvious..... Cheese.

[Page Turner]

2 hours ago, Road Runner said:

Which one is the Square Wheels Most Valuable Poster (MVP)?

 

...my mother told me not to make value judgments about people. "Walk a mile in their shoes," she said.

[jsharr ★]

4 minutes ago, No One said:

...my mother told me not to make value judgments about people. "Walk a mile in their shoes," she said.

I wear boots 90% of the time.  Cowboy boots 90% and hiking boots about 10%.   

[Kzoo]

Just now, jsharr said:

I wear boots 90% of the time.  Cowboy boots 90% and hiking boots about 10%.   

I'm sure Martha appreciates that in bed.

 

[Road Runner]

Just now, jsharr said:

I wear boots 90% of the time.  Cowboy boots 90% and hiking boots about 10%.   

I only wear shoes when I go outside.  How does Martha deal with boots in the bed?  

[jsharr ★]

Just now, Road Runner said:

I only wear shoes when I go outside.  How does Martha deal with boots in the bed?  

Fine as long as I remember to take my spurs off.

[Road Runner]

1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

I'm sure Martha appreciates that in bed.

 

I'm starting to think like Kzoo.  Just shoot me.  

[Kzoo]

Just now, Road Runner said:

I'm starting to think like Kzoo. 

You got an upside.  The future is bright.

[Road Runner]

2 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

The future is bright.

They have lots of lights at the insane asylum?

[Kzoo]

2 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

They have lots of lights at the insane asylum?

I wouldn't know.  Please send pics.