Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #51 Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Maybe we should tattoo those people with a number, so they are easily identified. ? I am a coupon folk. I often have them ready, because I put the coupons in my cart with the item as I shop. Monetarily, we get squeezed everywhere. I will use my coupons to help the situation, if I can. As the cashier rings me up, I watch. I know the prices at which I bought the item. There has been moments when, they didn't ring it up for the sale price. I tell them, and it becomes this big deal when they need a manager to come over and clear it out. It's the store's fault to have an ad and not honor it. No problem. I can wait while they figure out how to take off the dollar to the rolling total. YOU ARE ONE OF THEM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted November 19, 2018 Share #52 Posted November 19, 2018 16 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Yesterday when I was in line I tried to let the guy behind me with a single loaf of french bread go ahead. He passed and quietly waited his turn. Mellow. I shopped yesterday. A man with a cart half full and me with 5 items both arrived at the lane at the same time. He said to go ahead, and I said … "It's OK. If you need to go now I can wait." He insisted, so I went. I think lower population zones may be prone to more civility and friendliness. People are chatty and warm here. People who move here from larger cities find us strangely friendly, and it makes some uncomfortable. ☺️ Welcome to Mayberry. Where people in line at the grocery share a recipe. ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #53 Posted November 19, 2018 I went in a store the other day looking for one item. I took a hand basket. The store didn’t have that item. I picked up a few other things while I was there. The store had four checkouts open all with lines. I got in line. When I got up to the register the cashier said her register is closed, please use one of the other three registers. I got in line again. When I got up to the register that cashier said her register was closed too. I set my basket on the floor and walked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share #54 Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, TrentonMakes said: I'd rather they put a bowl of whole, raw green beans on the table than that green bean casserole. Thanksgiving features a whole table full of rich fatty foods; I'm not sure who came up with the idea of pairing it with a rich fatty vegetable dish. And canned green beans are a crime against humanity. Just awful. and if I use the self checkout I'll pay with cash if I damn well please. If you don't want to wait behind me you shoulda got to the store earlier. Fatty foods taste good. There, I said it. Mashed potatoes, candied yams, nearly every vegetable is made in a fatty way at gatherings so people will eat it. What is green bean casserole, btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share #55 Posted November 19, 2018 I don't do self check-outs, and don't go to places that try to get you to do their jobs for no salary, and won't pay you to do it. How about hiring enough people to manage the customer's transactions instead? Nobody prefers the self check-outs, near as I can tell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #56 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I don't do self check-outs, and don't go to places that try to get you to do their jobs for no salary, and won't pay you to do it. How about hiring enough people to manage the customer's transactions instead? Nobody prefers the self check-outs, near as I can tell. I bet LongJohn would have jumped at the chance to use an "always open" self-checkout line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #57 Posted November 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: What is green bean casserole, btw? Delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted November 19, 2018 Share #58 Posted November 19, 2018 Three bean casserole has never graced my plate. I don't like it. Canned vegetables seem best suited for a fall out shelter. ? <teasing RE> ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #59 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: ? <teasing RE the N00b> ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #60 Posted November 19, 2018 53 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Fatty foods taste good. There, I said it. Mashed potatoes, candied yams, nearly every vegetable is made in a fatty way at gatherings so people will eat it. What is green bean casserole, btw? She lived to be 92. Must have been the green bean casserole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #61 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, dennis said: She lived to be 92. Must have been the green bean casserole. More likely all the preservatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #62 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Razors Edge said: More likely all the preservatives. Maybe Mick is on to something. I've been trying to pickle myself by drinking whisky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #63 Posted November 19, 2018 57 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I don't do self check-outs, and don't go to places that try to get you to do their jobs for no salary, and won't pay you to do it. I am happy to pay a company not to have to talk to any of the peasants that are assigned to serve me, badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #64 Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/17/2018 at 9:57 PM, Razors Edge said: I'm waiting for the Amazon instant check-out to take hold. No human employees anywhere! Add this to the self-driving vehicles - planes, trains, ships, TRUCKS, and car, and chaos is coming. SOON. I am certain you have home grocery delivery available where you live. Else, it's time to move to a more affluent community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #65 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I am certain you have home grocery delivery available where you live. Else, it's time to move to a more affluent community. Do robots load those boxes???? I don't think so! That's how the grocery stores pass off the near-expiring items to suckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #66 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I am certain you have home grocery delivery available where you live. Else, it's time to move to a more affluent community. I was thinking about getting home delivery of some canned goods. For the fallout shelter, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #67 Posted November 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, donkpow said: I was thinking about getting home delivery of some canned goods. For the fallout shelter, of course. Seems reasonable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #68 Posted November 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Do robots load those boxes???? I don't think so! That's how the grocery stores pass off the near-expiring items to suckers! Is it the canned green beans, the canned fried onions or the soup mix powder that you fear will spoil between deliver time and Thursday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #69 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Prophet Zacharia said: 5 minutes ago, donkpow said: I was thinking about getting home delivery of some canned goods. For the fallout shelter, of course. Seems reasonable. Don needs to keep in mind, though, that he will still need to cycle through his doomsday stash. Even the canned stuff goes bad, so he might want to stagger his buying so he doesn't get stuck eating canned tuna everyday for three months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #70 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Razors Edge said: Don needs to keep in mind, though, that he will still need to cycle through his doomsday stash. Even the canned stuff goes bad, so he might want to stagger his buying so he doesn't get stuck eating canned tuna everyday for three months. You don't suppose he's already eating canned tuna daily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #71 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Is it the canned green beans, the canned fried onions or the soup mix powder that you fear will spoil between deliver time and Thursday? You CLEARLY have no idea how proper green bean casserole is crafted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #72 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Razors Edge said: You CLEARLY have no idea how proper green bean casserole is crafted! Oh, sorry... CANNED soup mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #73 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Prophet Zacharia said: Oh, sorry... CANNED soup mix. ARGH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #74 Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Don needs to keep in mind, though, that he will still need to cycle through his doomsday stash. Even the canned stuff goes bad, so he might want to stagger his buying so he doesn't get stuck eating canned tuna everyday for three months. I knew an old guy who recycled cans in his garage to things like funnels, watering cans, etc. When he died, he donated $900,000 to the local nursing home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #75 Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: You don't suppose he's already eating canned tuna daily? Cheaper and grain free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #76 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, donkpow said: Cheaper and grain free. What about the mercury? Once a week is probably too often. Everyday? Get on the organ donation list ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #77 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Razors Edge said: What about the mercury? Once a week is probably too often. Everyday? Get on the organ donation list ASAP. It's okay, they only kill baby tunas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #78 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, donkpow said: It's okay, they only kill baby tunas. Ah, the veal of the ocean. Delicious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #79 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Ah, the veal of the ocean. Delicious! Yeah, cage free, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #80 Posted November 19, 2018 I would suggest playing Horizon Ground Zero a few times to help you deal with your frustration and angst and help you cope with meodernism and nature conflicts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #81 Posted November 19, 2018 29 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: ARGH!!!!!! What? You mix it with water to make soup. It's a soup mix. Now, if you were showing off Progresso soup where it's just heat and serve, then you'd be right, but you'd have to change your name to "Thom Mr. Fancy Pants". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share #82 Posted November 19, 2018 Dorcas is a crappy name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #83 Posted November 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: You don't play well with others, do you? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #84 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, donkpow said: You don't play well with others, do you? I bet he is another soloist campaigner. That's the way I roll too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #85 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Dottles said: I bet he is another soloist campaigner. That's the way I roll too. Yes, a compaigner from Campagnolo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #86 Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, donkpow said: Yes, a compaigner from Campagnolo. Uh-oh. All hell is going to break loose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #87 Posted November 19, 2018 20 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: What? You mix it with water to make soup. It's a soup mix. Now, if you were showing off Progresso soup where it's just heat and serve, then you'd be right, but you'd have to change your name to "Thom Mr. Fancy Pants". No water added to green bean casserole! Maybe that's a little snooty, but that's the way it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #88 Posted November 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: No water added to green bean casserole! Maybe that's a little snooty, but that's the way it is! So your making casserole with your soup mix, not soup. So instructions differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #89 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Prophet Zacharia said: So your making casserole with your soup mix, not soup. So instructions differ. I recommend you add water to your casserole. Or you go with the Progresso option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #90 Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I recommend you add water to your casserole. Or you go with the Progresso option. I’m going with a caterer who delivers and knows to use soup mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #91 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I’m going with a caterer who delivers and knows to use soup mix. I'll never understand wanting soup at Thanksgiving, but to each their own! Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #92 Posted November 19, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #93 Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: I feel my tension easing and my BP dropping 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #94 Posted November 19, 2018 21 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I'll never understand wanting soup at Thanksgiving, but to each their own! Enjoy. It’s your recipe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted November 19, 2018 Share #95 Posted November 19, 2018 It’s your recipe. Nominated: Post of the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #96 Posted November 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: I shopped yesterday. A man with a cart half full and me with 5 items both arrived at the lane at the same time. He said to go ahead, and I said … "It's OK. If you need to go now I can wait." He insisted, so I went. I think lower population zones may be prone to more civility and friendliness. People are chatty and warm here. People who move here from larger cities find us strangely friendly, and it makes some uncomfortable. ☺️ Welcome to Mayberry. Where people in line at the grocery share a recipe. ? Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #97 Posted November 19, 2018 Went to the grocery store today. Bought Thanksgiving supplies. No self-checkers. Two lanes open. No lines. No green bean casserole. LBS owner was in the lane next to mine. We talked fatbikes while my groceries were being bagged. It was a pleasant experience. Small town living. Winning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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