Popular Post Longjohn Posted November 23, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted November 23, 2018 I was drinking coffee this morning and remembered the pie in the fridge. I got up and got the pie out and cut myself a nice big slice and put the pie away. I got out the whipped cream for on top of the pie and as I put the whipped cream back in the fridge I couldn't find the pie I thought I just put away. I looked on the counter and no pie. I know I didn't leave the kitchen. I looked on the dining room table even though I know I wasn't in there. I looked around near my chair in the living room. I went downstairs an checked around the furnace even though I was pretty sure I didn't go down and load the furnace while getting pie. I'm running out of places to look so I checked in the bathroom because you never know. I checked the spa room, not much chance it could be there. Where the heck did I put it. Ok, I have looked for about ten minutes and no trace of that pie. I know it will turn up eventually but where the heck is it? I decided to call my wife. She can find anything but I don't know how she could find it from twenty miles away. I called her and told her the story and she said: "Did you put it in the microwave?" I told her I would go check. How does she do that? 4 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 23, 2018 Share #2 Posted November 23, 2018 Mothers know everything. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal Posted November 23, 2018 Share #3 Posted November 23, 2018 As I was reading that I was thinking...check the Microwave....MrsLJ knows you too well...as she should after all these years 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted November 23, 2018 Share #4 Posted November 23, 2018 What kind of pie was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 23, 2018 Share #5 Posted November 23, 2018 She must be your Pied Piper. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted November 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Airehead said: What kind of pie was it? It was a blueberry pie. The granddaughter was taking orders for pies they were selling at church. My wife bought four of them and gave some away. We still had a blueberry and a cherry pie that she bought and a pumpkin that I baked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philander Seabury Posted November 23, 2018 Share #7 Posted November 23, 2018 Wimmin have a finding gene that men don't, sort of like x and y chromosomes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 23, 2018 Share #8 Posted November 23, 2018 I am easily distracted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted November 23, 2018 Share #9 Posted November 23, 2018 53 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Wimmin have a finding gene that men don't, sort of like x and y chromosomes. We are the opposite in my house. My wife is a bit absent minded and is always losing her keys, phone, sunglasses etc. I'm kinda anal about my stuff and everything has a place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 23, 2018 Share #10 Posted November 23, 2018 I didn't know it was possible for pie to be missing. I thought it was a constant. ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 23, 2018 Share #11 Posted November 23, 2018 Pienary logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 23, 2018 Share #12 Posted November 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Longjohn said: It was a blueberry pie. The granddaughter was taking orders for pies they were selling at church. My wife bought four of them and gave some away. We still had a blueberry and a cherry pie that she bought and a pumpkin that I baked. And all of those fit in the microwave? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #13 Posted November 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And all of those fit in the microwave? ? I only had the blueberry pie out. It fit nicely in there. Why I put it in there I don’t know. I have heard of people absent mindedly putting their phone in the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philander Seabury Posted November 23, 2018 Share #14 Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Road Runner said: I am easily distracted. So makes sense you find yourself at a forum run by a blind squirrel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philander Seabury Posted November 23, 2018 Share #15 Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Road Runner said: I didn't know it was possible for pie to be missing. I thought it was a constant. ? Not only that - pi r square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #16 Posted November 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Not only that - pi r square. Square pi fits in the microwave better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philander Seabury Posted November 23, 2018 Share #17 Posted November 23, 2018 Just now, Longjohn said: Square pi fits in the microwave better But round ones are better if you have turntable in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted November 23, 2018 1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: But round ones are better if you have turntable in there. Our leader prolly has a square turntable in his 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philander Seabury Posted November 23, 2018 Share #19 Posted November 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Our leader prolly has a square turntable in his Naturally! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted November 23, 2018 Share #20 Posted November 23, 2018 3 hours ago, ChrisL said: We are the opposite in my house. My wife is a bit absent minded and is always losing her keys, phone, sunglasses etc. I'm kinda anal about my stuff and everything has a place. I am like your wife. @Longjohn, didn't you put it in the microwave to warm it just a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted November 23, 2018 56 minutes ago, Airehead said: @Longjohn, didn't you put it in the microwave to warm it just a bit? I didn’t, I eat it right out of the fridge. I’ll bet it tastes good warmed up. I eat a lot of leftovers cold. I like them that way but probably I’m just lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted November 23, 2018 Share #22 Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Longjohn said: Our leader prolly has a square turntable in his Our leader has people......... Well, not this week but usually. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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