Popular Post Longjohn ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted November 23, 2018 I was drinking coffee this morning and remembered the pie in the fridge. I got up and got the pie out and cut myself a nice big slice and put the pie away. I got out the whipped cream for on top of the pie and as I put the whipped cream back in the fridge I couldn't find the pie I thought I just put away. I looked on the counter and no pie. I know I didn't leave the kitchen. I looked on the dining room table even though I know I wasn't in there. I looked around near my chair in the living room. I went downstairs an checked around the furnace even though I was pretty sure I didn't go down and load the furnace while getting pie. I'm running out of places to look so I checked in the bathroom because you never know. I checked the spa room, not much chance it could be there. Where the heck did I put it. Ok, I have looked for about ten minutes and no trace of that pie. I know it will turn up eventually but where the heck is it? I decided to call my wife. She can find anything but I don't know how she could find it from twenty miles away. I called her and told her the story and she said: "Did you put it in the microwave?" I told her I would go check. How does she do that? 4 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 23, 2018 Share #2 Posted November 23, 2018 Mothers know everything. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #3 Posted November 23, 2018 As I was reading that I was thinking...check the Microwave....MrsLJ knows you too well...as she should after all these years 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted November 23, 2018 Share #4 Posted November 23, 2018 What kind of pie was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 23, 2018 Share #5 Posted November 23, 2018 She must be your Pied Piper. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #6 Posted November 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Airehead said: What kind of pie was it? It was a blueberry pie. The granddaughter was taking orders for pies they were selling at church. My wife bought four of them and gave some away. We still had a blueberry and a cherry pie that she bought and a pumpkin that I baked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #7 Posted November 23, 2018 Wimmin have a finding gene that men don't, sort of like x and y chromosomes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 23, 2018 Share #8 Posted November 23, 2018 I am easily distracted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted November 23, 2018 Share #9 Posted November 23, 2018 53 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Wimmin have a finding gene that men don't, sort of like x and y chromosomes. We are the opposite in my house. My wife is a bit absent minded and is always losing her keys, phone, sunglasses etc. I'm kinda anal about my stuff and everything has a place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 23, 2018 Share #10 Posted November 23, 2018 I didn't know it was possible for pie to be missing. I thought it was a constant. ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #11 Posted November 23, 2018 Pienary logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 23, 2018 Share #12 Posted November 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Longjohn said: It was a blueberry pie. The granddaughter was taking orders for pies they were selling at church. My wife bought four of them and gave some away. We still had a blueberry and a cherry pie that she bought and a pumpkin that I baked. And all of those fit in the microwave? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #13 Posted November 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And all of those fit in the microwave? ? I only had the blueberry pie out. It fit nicely in there. Why I put it in there I don’t know. I have heard of people absent mindedly putting their phone in the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #14 Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Road Runner said: I am easily distracted. So makes sense you find yourself at a forum run by a blind squirrel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #15 Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Road Runner said: I didn't know it was possible for pie to be missing. I thought it was a constant. ? Not only that - pi r square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #16 Posted November 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Not only that - pi r square. Square pi fits in the microwave better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #17 Posted November 23, 2018 Just now, Longjohn said: Square pi fits in the microwave better But round ones are better if you have turntable in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted November 23, 2018 1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: But round ones are better if you have turntable in there. Our leader prolly has a square turntable in his 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #19 Posted November 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Our leader prolly has a square turntable in his Naturally! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted November 23, 2018 Share #20 Posted November 23, 2018 3 hours ago, ChrisL said: We are the opposite in my house. My wife is a bit absent minded and is always losing her keys, phone, sunglasses etc. I'm kinda anal about my stuff and everything has a place. I am like your wife. @Longjohn, didn't you put it in the microwave to warm it just a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted November 23, 2018 56 minutes ago, Airehead said: @Longjohn, didn't you put it in the microwave to warm it just a bit? I didn’t, I eat it right out of the fridge. I’ll bet it tastes good warmed up. I eat a lot of leftovers cold. I like them that way but probably I’m just lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 23, 2018 Share #22 Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Longjohn said: Our leader prolly has a square turntable in his Our leader has people......... Well, not this week but usually. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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