Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted November 26, 2018 Because all our dna is the same and there are no dental records. 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted November 26, 2018 Share #2 Posted November 26, 2018 CSI Biloxi? Umm, no. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 26, 2018 Share #3 Posted November 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, jsharr said: Because all our dna is the same and there are no dental records. OK this is funny. Not like laugh out loud funny but sort a like chuckle under your breath funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 26, 2018 Share #4 Posted November 26, 2018 CSI Greenville would be fun. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted November 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: OK this is funny. Not like laugh out loud funny but sort a like chuckle under your breath funny. Since you get it, will you explain it to Square Wheels when he asks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 26, 2018 Share #6 Posted November 26, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: Since you get it, will you explain it to Square Wheels when he asks? No. If you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. If I explained it to SW that would move it from the 'chuckle under your breath' category to the 'not funny at all' category and I wouldn't want to do that to your best joke of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 26, 2018 Share #7 Posted November 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: If you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. It's a joke? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Share #8 Posted November 26, 2018 That reminds me of why Jesus wasn't born in the South. Couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted November 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: It's a joke? self deprecating humor is my speciality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted November 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: That reminds me of why Jesus wasn't born in the South. Couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin. Or why back in the day they could not teach Drivers Ed and Sex Ed no the same day at Texas A&M since they only had the one horse. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2018 Share #11 Posted November 26, 2018 Can they even spell CSI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Share #12 Posted November 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, jsharr said: Texas A&M Q: What dumber that a Texas Tech graduate building a bridge over a shallow, dry creek? A: Texas A&M students fishing off of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share #13 Posted November 26, 2018 Just now, JerrySTL said: Q: What dumber that a Texas Tech graduate building a bridge over a shallow, dry creek? A: Texas A&M students fishing off of it. This couple is out for a drive in the Texas country and see a man standing on a hill with a fishing pole. There is no water in sight. They stop to check on him and he tells them he is fine, just out fishing. They ask where he lives and he points to a house on the next hill. The couple decides to stop by the house to let them know about the man. They pull up to the house and knock on the door. A man answers the door, wearing a Texas A&M shirt. The couple tells him about the man fishing and the Aggie replies, yeah, that is my brother, he's an Aggie too and thanks them. He then walks off the porch and gets in a row boat sitting in the yard. The couple asks him what he is doing and he tells them he has to go get his brother! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 26, 2018 Share #14 Posted November 26, 2018 43 minutes ago, jsharr said: self deprecating humor is my speciality Me too. Fortunately, I have a lot of stuff to deprecate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 26, 2018 Share #15 Posted November 26, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share #16 Posted November 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, donkpow said: Her brother is a very lucky man. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 26, 2018 Share #17 Posted November 26, 2018 2 hours ago, jsharr said: self deprecating humor is my speciality It by far is the safest too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted November 27, 2018 Share #18 Posted November 27, 2018 14 hours ago, jsharr said: Because all our dna is the same and there are no dental records. Or West Virginia where, according to Marylanders, Virginians, Pennsylvanians, etc., the state motto is "Nothin' says Lovin' like marryin' your cousin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital_photog ★ Posted November 27, 2018 Share #19 Posted November 27, 2018 17 hours ago, Road Runner said: It's a joke? now that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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