Do you swallow or spit?

[KrAzY]

According to the experts, if you suffer from a bug in your mouth  it causes you to have to choose what to do, it may be alleviated if you spit it out.  Somehow, the male/female decides what works better when you are either spitting or swallowing for the protein.  

Also, not emptying your mouth completely is a bad thing and could result in other medical problems.

So embrace your feminine side and swallow.  It may help.      

[Kzoo]

And the Parody Meter says......8.67

[Dottleshead ★]

This thread is questionable. +1

[KrAzY]

2 minutes ago, Dottles said:

This thread is questionable. +1

is snot! take that back!

[Kzoo]

2 minutes ago, Dottles said:

This thread is questionable. +1

Very much

[Road Runner]

49 minutes ago, KrAzY said:

So embrace your feminine side and swallow.  It may help.     

This was what made it an excellent parody.  Up to this point, it was just so-so.   

[maddmaxx ★]

I'd do either depending on circumstances and how bad the bug tasted.  What I really hate though is when the bug gets so far down the throat that you can neither swallow or spit, just sort of gag.

[donkpow]

[KrAzY]

15 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

This was what made it an excellent parody.  Up to this point, it was just so-so.   

I did t onow what the male counterpart of a feminist was.. Im not that edumacated

[bikeman564™]

spit, I don't like bugs

[Page Turner]

...I got a bug square in the eye yesterday on the bike trail.  For about a minute or so I was wishing it had gone in my mouth.