ChrisL Posted January 13, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 13, 2019 So I go to my usual place and my usual girl is gone. I knew she might be out as she mentioned she'd be taking some time off. So I get another girl who keeps talking to me in Spanish and I keep telling no habla and keep answering what I think she's asking in English. She actually gives me a good haircut but then... She babbles something in Spanish and then fucking starts at my mustache with her clippers!?!?! I'm like what the fuck and pull away but now I have uneven mustache so she "fixes" the other side. I had a full length moustach that reached my lip and wrapped down the sides to my chin beard. Basically a goatee but I have hair on my cheek too. I now have a fucking super thin Clark Gable stache on my upper lip that then gets thick on the sides and connects with the chin beard. The Hispanic dudes like to wear their moustachea really thin and that's what she tried to do... I might just buzz my beard super short and start over... 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 13, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 13, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 13, 2019 2nd world problems. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #4 Posted January 13, 2019 On the local sports radio talk show, they had a contest where all the on air personalities bet and the loser had to spin the moustache wheel. This involved growing a beard for a month or two prior. The choices were hilarious and one of them was the dreaded Hitler moustache. At least she did not give you one of those. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 13, 2019 It will grow back soon. I think my moustache hair is the fastest growing hair on my body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted January 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Longjohn said: It will grow back soon. I think my moustache hair is the fastest growing hair on my body. Yeah mines the same. I have to trim it 2X a week. I'm gonna take the #1 guard to the whole thing and start over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Longjohn said: It will grow back soon. I think my moustache hair is the fastest growing hair on my body. Ears for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 13, 2019 Great movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6FLb6pgTus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 13, 2019 45 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Ears for me. huh...I was going to go with back hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Scrapr said: huh...I was going to go with back hair My back is like a baby's ass! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: My back is like a baby's ass! Brazilian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 13, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Scrapr said: Brazilian? No, I just have the one back. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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