Randomguy Posted January 16, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 16, 2019 I lied to the last two people I had phone interviews with and told them that I was VERY interested in working with them and had heard good things about the companies. I had actually heard very bad things about working with them. I feel traumatized and cheap. Pretty soon I will be giving handjobs for crack, I know it. 1 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 16, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 16, 2019 To properly whore yourself out, you need to have a specialty. Provide a niche service. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I lied to the last two people I had phone interviews with and told them that I was VERY interested in working with them and had heard good things about the companies. I had actually heard very bad things about working with them. I feel traumatized and cheap. Pretty soon I will be giving handjobs for crack, I know it. That was you?!!!! BTW, you were not fooling anyone on our end. We have technology in place to "sniff" this sort of behaviour out. Remember at the start of the call when we told you we "might" be recording? Well, we were. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2019 Share #4 Posted January 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: To properly whore yourself out, you need to have a specialty. Provide a niche service. Is schralping a "niche service"? Asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 16, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 16, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: Is schralping a "niche service"? Asking for a friend. People have offered to pay me to teach their children to bike. I could be a bike technique whore. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chris... Posted January 16, 2019 Popular Post Share #6 Posted January 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Pretty soon I will be giving handjobs for crack, I know it. $20 is $20 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 16, 2019 Just now, Chris... said: $20 is $20 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 16, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 16, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 16, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: To properly whore yourself out, you need to have a specialty. Provide a niche service. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted January 21, 2019 I have an interview tomorrow with one of the companies that I behaved whorishly toward last week. I have to wear a suit and give a presentation. This is making me feel...not great. Talk me into building this presentation with love and gusto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I have an interview tomorrow with one of the companies that I behaved whorishly toward last week. I have to wear a suit and give a presentation. This is making me feel...not great. Talk me into building this presentation with love and gusto. add bread crumbs and an egg to the presentation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted January 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: add bread crumbs and an egg to the presentation. That is it! Just what I needed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 21, 2019 Share #13 Posted January 21, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 21, 2019 Share #14 Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Talk me into building this presentation with love and gusto. ...if you don't get a job pretty soon in your field of experience, you will be giving hand jobs for crack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 21, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: I have an interview tomorrow with one of the companies that I behaved whorishly toward last week. I have to wear a suit and give a presentation. This is making me feel...not great. Talk me into building this presentation with love and gusto. Just get the job, pay some bills, and then find your next gig. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 21, 2019 Share #16 Posted January 21, 2019 I tried whoring, none of the people I wanted to have sex with wanted to have sex with me, let alone pay me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #17 Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You did this once before cheese. It was pretty bad even then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 22, 2019 Share #18 Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Dottles said: Just get the job, pay some bills, and then find your next gig. I agree. We just want you to be ok and happy. This stress is not good for you on any level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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