AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 17, 2019 Let's not discuss razors in the Cafe today. Razors by their very nature can be divisive and controversial. Some razors are made in Germany. Some have been used by astronauts to aid in extramarital affairs. Razors were used by the Sharks in West Side Story to kill and eventually hurt Natalie Wood. As a rule of thumb, threads initiated by RG should be opened with care. It is my understanding Ralph is skipping work today to clean his carport so there should be many nice threads available for participation. Cheese 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 17, 2019 I once worked in a rolling mill that made steel for razors. It was the second most dangerous place I ever worked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted January 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: I once worked in a rolling mill that made steel for razors. It was the second most dangerous place I ever worked. Exactly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted January 17, 2019 We must not fight, especially with Sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted January 17, 2019 This thread must be pinned and given her place of honor. Thank you, that would be swell. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #6 Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: I once worked in a rolling mill that made steel for razors. It was the second most dangerous place I ever worked. Use extra care when walking past the slitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 17, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 17, 2019 While we're not on the topic of razors, I would like to ask a question. Are razors always sharp? It seems you never hear about a dull razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, donkpow said: While we're not on the topic of razors, I would like to ask a question. Are razors always sharp? It seems you never hear about a dull razor. I feel you are trying to insult England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: We must not fight, especially with Sharks. At least the sharks don’t have razors or even fricken lasers on their heads! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, donkpow said: While we're not on the topic of razors, I would like to ask a question. Are razors always sharp? It seems you never hear about a dull razor. They seem sharp at first but quickly take on a dull edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 17, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I feel you are trying to insult England. It's the current political climate. Things are in flux at the moment and people have questions. One thing you can count on, though, @maddmaxx will be there for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted January 17, 2019 The razor dam is not holding. You folks are weasels. Only @Zephyr can save the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #13 Posted January 17, 2019 I have never shaved to go cycling. Does it make you faster? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #14 Posted January 17, 2019 No but the bandages don't come off so painfully after the crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 17, 2019 How do you know where to stop shaving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted January 17, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 17, 2019 Share #17 Posted January 17, 2019 43 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I have never shaved to go cycling. Does it make you faster? It does, actually, like a heavy anvil has been lifted from your pubic region. "Finally FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Oh, you mean legs. Them too. Faster by oodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 17, 2019 Share #18 Posted January 17, 2019 4 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: there should be many nice threads available for participation. I sure hope someone posts one soon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #19 Posted January 17, 2019 5 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Let's not discuss razors in the Cafe today. Razors by their very nature can be divisive and controversial. Some razors are made in Germany. Some have been used by astronauts to aid in extramarital affairs. Razors were used by the Sharks in West Side Story to kill and eventually hurt Natalie Wood. As a rule of thumb, threads initiated by RG should be opened with care. It is my understanding Ralph is skipping work today to clean his carport so there should be many nice threads available for participation. Cheese A lot of truth in there! This particular Razor, while not made in Germany, is definitely made up of a large percentage of German bits & pieces. I'm guessing at least 25%. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 17, 2019 Share #20 Posted January 17, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 17, 2019 Share #21 Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I sure hope someone posts one soon. Still waiting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share #22 Posted January 17, 2019 Just now, Road Runner said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #23 Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I sure hope someone posts one soon. Try my fffffffffgggggggghhhh thread. It's a beaut, hon! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 17, 2019 Share #24 Posted January 17, 2019 1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Try my fffffffffgggggggghhhh thread. It's a beaut, hon! I fell asleep while reading it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #25 Posted January 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You brazen like whore! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #26 Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Try my fffffffffgggggggghhhh thread. It's a beaut, hon! TLDR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #27 Posted January 17, 2019 Just now, Road Runner said: I fell asleep while reading it. Only because you don;t have an eyephone. It was riveting to those of us who do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #28 Posted January 17, 2019 Just now, maddmaxx said: TLDR The thread title or the post body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 17, 2019 Share #29 Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: The thread title or the post body? Mmmmm. I've forgotten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 18, 2019 Share #30 Posted January 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Road Runner said: I sure hope someone posts one soon. Sorry, I was out buying milk and bread so that I can sell it to desperate shoppers tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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