Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 22, 2019 All starch diets don't work so well when you add sugar to them. I am large again, huge even. I exert a gravitational field. When I go to the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow me back out to sea. It is awful. I blame Wilbur and Cheese. And Rick & a bunch of numbers. Of course Bikeman had a hand in this, too, and jsharrt keeps imploring me to eat potatoes and bread at every meal with Oreo Most Stuff cookies. In fact, I blame you all for this, because I couldn't possibly be the cause of my overeating. And the forum ladies? 100% to blame. People with dogs? Nothing but blame, and don't get me started on the people with cats! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: All starch diets don't work so well when you add sugar to them. I am large again, huge even. I exert a gravitational field. When I go to the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow me back out to sea. It is awful. Bars will cut you off if you are drunk, but McDonalds and Krispy Kreme won't cut you off if you are fat. Life is hard. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 22, 2019 Again? More like "still" in my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: Again? More like "still" in my case. You are lithe, Barishnikov-like compared to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 22, 2019 Nope. Down 10+ lbs since 1/1/19? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #6 Posted January 22, 2019 Not by a long shot here, take my leukemia it makes it easy to loose weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted January 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Not by a long shot here, take my leukemia it makes it easy to loose weight. Sure, kill my thread with your trifling condition. I hope you get fat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 22, 2019 I'm skinny as hell I'm hawt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted January 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Sure, kill my thread with your trifling condition. I hope you get fat! You told us about this a long time ago, I may have forgotten all the details. How often do you have to get checked? My mom is leukemia-free for about 5 years now, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 22, 2019 My next check up is on the thirtieth of this month. I had my lab work last week. My oncologist retired in December so I have never met this new lady doctor. I hope she is hawt. My old doc had icy fingers and she always apologized as she was groping my body looking for more lymphomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, bikeman564™ said: I'm skinny as hell I'm hawt Luckily, even my "winter weight" is well below the threshold of "normal" these days, so I'm good & hawt too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 22, 2019 Full winter weight for me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 22, 2019 Share #13 Posted January 22, 2019 I’m feeling pretty skinny, the wife is watching “My 600lb life”. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted January 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, Longjohn said: My next check up is on the thirtieth of this month. I had my lab work last week. My oncologist retired in December so I have never met this new lady doctor. I hope she is hawt. My old doc had icy fingers and she always apologized as she was groping my body looking for more lymphomas. I am hoping she has warm hands and nice boobs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I am hoping she has warm hands and nice boobs! That would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #16 Posted January 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Longjohn said: That would be nice. Strong odds she is an Asian doctor, so at least "small" hands may be involved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #17 Posted January 22, 2019 I have been treading water since the start of the holidays. Up a few pounds but hoping to make progress on my march towards being thin again. I'm just not alarmed. Keep up with my program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #18 Posted January 23, 2019 I've been bouncing down and up in the 250 - 275 range ever since my June, 2017 shoulder operation. 258 lb this morning. I need to get under 240 for 6'3" for my BMI to become "overweight" and not "obese" and that's my 2019 goal. On Jan. 1 I was allowed to start putting more than 10 lb of pressure on the shoulder and have been working with resistance bands. I hope I can keep the weight down and begin riding my bike again in the Spring. In the past, I've gone down to 231 lbs, but it's due less to exercise and more to the 2000 Cal. per day or less diet as prescribed by the calculator on myfitnesspal.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted January 23, 2019 Share #19 Posted January 23, 2019 as I posted in another post... I like French fries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #20 Posted January 23, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Road Runner Posted January 23, 2019 Share #22 Posted January 23, 2019 21 hours ago, jsharr said: Bars will cut you off if you are drunk, but McDonalds and Krispy Kreme won't cut you off if you are fat. Life is hard. They might if you were too fat to drive a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #23 Posted January 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Road Runner said: They might if you were too fat to drive a car. UberEats / DoorDash / GrubHub can handle that problem for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #24 Posted January 23, 2019 I'm on the Paleo-Carb diet. It seems to be working about as you would expect it to. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 23, 2019 Share #25 Posted January 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, 2Far said: I'm on the Paleo-Carb diet. It seems to be working about as you would expect it to. That’s a derivative of the Seefood diet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share #26 Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: Carbs are cheaper. For lunch, I had three eggs over easy and two smallish potatoes in the high-fat hashbrown style. Lots of butter and olive oil, you see. I didn't have breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #27 Posted January 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Carbs are cheaper. For lunch, I had three eggs over easy and two smallish potatoes in the high-fat hashbrown style. Lots of butter and olive oil, you see. I didn't have breakfast. I should post a "Why Exercise Works For Weight Loss" video. Maybe if you turn eating into an aerobic activity, you can revolutionize dieting! Heck, you can eat these on a ride or a run or out paddling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #28 Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: That’s a derivative of the Seefood diet? Indeed it is. I need to do more "Push-Aways" as in pushing away from the table. 9 years ago, when I decided to do something about my truly corpulent self, I started measuring all my food & keeping a log. One thing I discovered tangentially, is that I would reach a sensation of "no longer hungry". I would reach that stage about 300 calories before the "Full" sensation stopped me from eating. FWIW, I am not back at my truly corpulent self stage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #29 Posted January 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Wilbur said: I think Dr Becky might be onto something. Maybe my accidental intermittent fasting is why I lost all that weight I wasn’t trying to lose? When my wife gets home from work I have dinner ready and we eat. That is no later than 5:00 pm. I don’t eat again until nine am or so but in the summer it would be much later if I went kayaking. I would always eat about four times as much dinner as my wife. Maybe my leukemia wasn’t at fault? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 25, 2019 Share #30 Posted January 25, 2019 I'm getting better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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