Popular Post Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 22, 2019 I was at a local bar when a woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.” 2 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 22, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 22, 2019 I actually had a teacher in HS with a glass eye and it didn't move naturally like her good eye did. So if she wasn't facing you looking directly at you it often times looked like she was looking at someone else. She had to be really clear when asking questions (ChrisL, please answer #7) as she knew we couldn't always tell who she was talking to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 22, 2019 hare lip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted January 22, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 22, 2019 I knew a straight guy. Never mind, wrong show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #6 Posted January 22, 2019 Several. When we were in SA, Wo2 worked for a guy who taught her to fit & make artificial eyes (they were resin/composites). She visited the factory in England where the irises were hand painted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 22, 2019 28 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I was at a local bar when a woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.” Just think how well you'd do with a woman having 2 glass eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 22, 2019 1 minute ago, JerrySTL said: Just think how well you'd do with a woman having 2 glass eyes! You saying blind woman find him attractive? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 22, 2019 Just now, 2Far said: You saying blind woman find him attractive? They'd have to use their hands just to find RG. He might like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted January 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: They'd have to use their hands just to find RG. He might like that. They can't not find me with their hands, I am a corpulent mess. And I would enjoy if they found me that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted January 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, 2Far said: You saying blind woman find him attractive? Drunk blind women find me exceptionally charming and attractive! Now if there was just a drunk blind women convention I could attend! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 22, 2019 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 22, 2019 Share #13 Posted January 22, 2019 We have a flautist with a seriously lazy eye. Or two. I really can't tell. I think I know what eye to look at when I'm talking to her, but I'm never really sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 22, 2019 Share #14 Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, 12string said: We have a flautist with a seriously lazy eye. Or two. I really can't tell. I think I know what eye to look at when I'm talking to her, but I'm never really sure. This is the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 22, 2019 I know a pilot with a glass eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 22, 2019 Share #16 Posted January 22, 2019 Someone should ask Tommylee Lewis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted January 22, 2019 Share #17 Posted January 22, 2019 I used to snowmobile with an older gentleman that had a glass eye. It would give him fits in sub zero temps. I'm not sure, but I think he would take it in and out. He would be the first and last one in the pit stop washrooms, and he'd put on a patch for warmth before he went outside and take it off when he got inside. But I didn't see a reason to do that in the washroom. Tough old bird though, heck of a rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 22, 2019 Share #18 Posted January 22, 2019 I had a roommate for a couple years with a glass eye. He drove his motorcycle off the road and but a mirror through his face mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #19 Posted January 22, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 22, 2019 Share #20 Posted January 22, 2019 Used to work with s guy with one eye. His last name was Giggs. One time he caught a big error on a job that would have cost a lot to reprint. When he showed me the error I said “Good eye Giggs”. True story 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #21 Posted January 22, 2019 A girl named Sarah in the high school physics class I taught had a glass eye. She was always in a great mood, was a little mischievous, and played the tuba in the school marching band, "...so I can be more unique. Who else plays the tuba?" One day, while we were covering optics, she asked me something about stereoscopic stuff and I replied something like, "Unfortunately you can't see it due to your glass eye, but I bet one day they'll develop some kind of glasses that work something like 3D movie films/glasses to give you 2D stereoscopic vision on a lens over your good eye." Kevin, the starting quarterback of the football team (most top athletes are also excellent students in high school), got upset and took up for Sarah, saying angrily to me, "That's pretty mean saying she has a glass eye." "Uh, Kevin, she does have a glass eye." "Sarah, you have a glass eye?" "Yep." "Can you take it out and show us?" So Sarah removed her glass eye - not a ball but a sort of half-shell shaped deal - revealing the skin and muscles beneath right at the front edge of the eye socket. A lot of teenagers screamed! John, an Assistant Principal, was in the hallway, heard the commotion, rushed into the room, and asked me, "What's wrong?" I pointed to Sarah and said, "She removed her glass eye on a student request before I could stop her." He gave me a look that said, "Right, as if you'd stop something like that!" Sarah turned around and looked at the administrator and he said a quick goodbye and left the room. That's my only experience where a glass eye played a big part. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #22 Posted January 23, 2019 4 hours ago, ChrisL said: I actually had a teacher in HS with a glass eye and it didn't move naturally like her good eye did. So if she wasn't facing you looking directly at you it often times looked like she was looking at someone else. She had to be really clear when asking questions (ChrisL, please answer #7) as she knew we couldn't always tell who she was talking to. Note that teachers are trained to say, for example, "John, what's the answer?" and not "What's the answer, John." Name-first prompts the student's attention before the question is asked in case his mind is wandering. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #23 Posted January 23, 2019 My first industrial job I started out in an entry level job and the guys working there were either new hires or losers of some sort. It was common for someone to have something in their lunch that they didn't want. They would offer it to whoever wanted it. If no takers they would usually unwrap it and throw it at someone not watching. This one day a guy had a pod of grapes and he was eating them but said they were not very sweet, anyone else want them? No takers so he said: "maybe George wants them?" George was a machinist working on a milling machine while the operator was on break. He tossed a grape and it hit George on top of the head. George turned and looked at the group. Everyone was all of a sudden looking at their lunches or talking to each other looking away from George. I was still laughing looking at George. He dropped what he was doing and came running over to me mad as a hornet. He reaches up and takes out his eye and holds it in my face. You think this is funny? Someone threw a grape and hit me in the eye and it got infected an they had to remove it and now I got this. His face was beet red and he was serious. I didn't say anything and he put his eye back in and went over and went back to work. I turned to the guy that threw the grape and said: "I bet you can't do that two times in a row?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 23, 2019 Share #24 Posted January 23, 2019 No, I've never known someone with a glass eye. Wonder if she might have played a game on you Random...to "test" you for catching her eye first. ? So if this story was real...are you going on a date with her? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #25 Posted January 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, shootingstar said: So if this story was real By now you should know that all of RG's stories are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 23, 2019 Share #26 Posted January 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Longjohn said: By now you should know that all of RG's stories are real. I'm not here that often, LJ. For Random, incredible things can happen if you weren't so bent on impressing us here in forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2019 Share #27 Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Longjohn said: By now you should have heard this story before. FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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