Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 22, 2019 Ok...GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 22, 2019 Who is Ralph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 22, 2019 Wait, what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ralphie ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Popular Post Share #4 Posted January 22, 2019 Just now, Razors Edge said: Who is Ralph? The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 22, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 22, 2019 Poutine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted January 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Wait, what? Go ahead, ask him something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted January 23, 2019 Ralph, why do you sometimes only brush your bottom teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 23, 2019 Why are you so evil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Why are you so evil? I sense hostility in that question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 23, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 23, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 23, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 23, 2019 He didn’t answer my question. I guess that’s a yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 4, 2019 Share #12 Posted June 4, 2019 On 1/23/2019 at 6:36 AM, BuffJim said: He didn’t answer my question. I guess that’s a yes. Actually, yes! It sounds disgusting, but I actually liked it! oh , and bump for 2Far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 4, 2019 Share #13 Posted June 4, 2019 Ralph, why is random guy doing this to you? Damn, it's another Zombie thread. A baby Zombie but one just the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 5, 2019 Share #14 Posted June 5, 2019 Does Ralph like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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