Popular Post The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 10, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted February 10, 2019 Well today, it finally happened. I had to squish Ylva's brains. I also steam rolled her during our nap today. It was fun! Naturally this should be a somber moment with deep inner reflection but I find myself oddly satisfied. I really truly enjoyed the experience. Don't worry folks, Ylva is safe and she is currently playing with one of the cats. But she's like ten times more smarter now after "The Squishering". Also to note, Ylva barked at a plastic bag that was swimming through the breeze today. She's absolutely brilliant. She's the smartest dog in Rochester Proper. Couch 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Longjohn ★ Posted February 10, 2019 Popular Post Share #2 Posted February 10, 2019 We had a dog that everything had to be normal. If my in-laws were coming and my wife moved her car from where she normally parks and parked it further away so her mom and dad wouldn't have to walk as far the dog wouldn't stop barking at that car being in the wrong place. He also barked at a Mylar helium balloon that drifted in from who knows where and got caught in one of our rose of Sharon bushes. And oh my if I put on a balaclava to work outside in the cold, this dog wanted to eat me. I would take off the mask and talk to the dog and he calmed down, as soon as I put it back on with him watching me he would go ballistic again. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 10, 2019 Share #3 Posted February 10, 2019 I bought Ylva a watch with diamonds. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 10, 2019 Share #4 Posted February 10, 2019 I like Yiva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 10, 2019 Share #5 Posted February 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kirby said: I like Yiva. Ylva. She is Jewish. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 10, 2019 Share #6 Posted February 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Ylva. She is Jewish. I like her too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 10, 2019 Share #7 Posted February 10, 2019 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Ylva. She is Jewish. Then I will call her "Yiva Hebrew National". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 10, 2019 Share #8 Posted February 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Then I will call her "Yiva Hebrew National". You earned that one Captain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 10, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted February 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Wilbur said: Then I will call her "Yiva Hebrew National". She's not Jewish, Wilbur. She's an idiot. I don't know why AWWC likes to Jewish up things that are clearly not Jewish. The boy has severe mental issues, I suppose. And he's not Jewish either. Please don't let him fool you. He's good people though. He's just more than mildly crazy. But like I mentioned before, he's good. Mostly. Couch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 10, 2019 Share #10 Posted February 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: I don't know why AWWC likes to Jewish up things that are clearly not Jewish. The boy has severe mental issues, I suppose. And he's not Jewish either. Please don't let him fool you. He's good people though. He's just more than mildly crazy. But like I mentioned before, he's good. Mostly. I was planning to visit him this Friday afternoon. Is it safe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 10, 2019 Share #11 Posted February 10, 2019 38 minutes ago, dolt said: I was planning to visit him this Friday afternoon. Is it safe? Definitely safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 11, 2019 Share #12 Posted February 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Airehead said: Definitely safe I've never met a southern gentleman. Is there a pamphlet to give me tips on etiquette? I am a Yankee afterall, all we know is rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 11, 2019 Share #13 Posted February 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: gentleman ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 11, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted February 11, 2019 13 hours ago, Square Wheels said: I was planning to visit him this Friday afternoon. Is it safe? Bring cootie spray. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted February 11, 2019 Share #15 Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/9/2019 at 7:21 PM, Couch_Incident said: Ylva barked at a plastic bag that was swimming through the breeze today. She's absolutely brilliant. She's the smartest dog in Rochester Proper. Couch But, does she bark at dogs on TV? My sister always has at least two dogs and has had a parade of Yorkies, King Charles Spaniels, mutts, etc. over the decades and only one ever barked at animals on TV. That is Milo, a rescued mixed-Yorkie that is pushing 13 and it's now too much energy to run toward the TV and bark, but he still growls from wherever he's sitting when something like Lassie is on TV - and he's not fooled by cartoon anumals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 11, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted February 11, 2019 24 minutes ago, MickinMD said: But, does she bark at dogs on TV? We very rarely watch TV. And when we do, it is usually football. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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