Dottleshead ★ Posted February 19, 2019 Share #1 Posted February 19, 2019 My wife has been too tired the last couple of nights. It's too soon for that, right? Is my marriage in trouble?? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 19, 2019 Share #2 Posted February 19, 2019 Yes... Wait what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 19, 2019 Share #3 Posted February 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: last couple of nights. Man, that would KILL me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 19, 2019 Share #4 Posted February 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dottles said: My wife has been too tired the last couple of nights. couple of nights? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 12string Posted February 19, 2019 Popular Post Share #5 Posted February 19, 2019 It's not her, it's you. All those Lil' Debbie snack cakes have left you overweight and undesirable, not to mention the loss of teeth from excess sugar. You need to walk more. Try getting a job as a mail carrier, they are always svelte and desirable and never tired. Except maybe YOUR mail carrier, he has probably been tired the last couple of days. Glad I could help. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 19, 2019 Share #6 Posted February 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, 12string said: You need to walk more. Or just PEDAL his bike? This sex drought seems curiously coincidental to the whole lazy bike driving he has been talking about. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted February 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Or just PEDAL his bike? This sex drought seems curiously coincidental to the whole lazy bike driving he has been talking about. With this shit weather, there has been zero bike riding. You can blame the weather or PS4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted February 19, 2019 Share #8 Posted February 19, 2019 You do know that you should have come to me first for advice.....right? This is to be expected as every man and his dog is aware that you are a deeply unattractive person however take heart.........I was going to say keep your pecker up but that would be insensitive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 19, 2019 Share #9 Posted February 19, 2019 Bwahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 19, 2019 Share #10 Posted February 19, 2019 Can't you just jack it or get a girlfriend that she approves of? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted February 19, 2019 Share #11 Posted February 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: Can't you just jack it or get a girlfriend that she approves of? This could turn out to be expensive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted February 19, 2019 Share #12 Posted February 19, 2019 She must have a side piece. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 19, 2019 Share #13 Posted February 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Randomguy said: Can't you just jack it or get a girlfriend that she approves of? #jackstrong 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted February 19, 2019 Share #14 Posted February 19, 2019 1 hour ago, BR46 said: This could turn out to be expensive especially with BOTH of them doing it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 19, 2019 Share #15 Posted February 19, 2019 We can't help you with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted February 20, 2019 24 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: We can't help you with this. It's sure fun when you try though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 20, 2019 Share #17 Posted February 20, 2019 35 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: We can't help you with this. I offered very helpful advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted February 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I offered very helpful advice. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 20, 2019 Share #19 Posted February 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dottles said: 16 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I offered very helpful advice. Indeed. He probably should have offered your wife his number. All of a sudden, she wouldn't be too tired. Well, at least when not around you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted February 21, 2019 My marriage is safe and sound you mofos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 21, 2019 Share #21 Posted February 21, 2019 56 minutes ago, Dottles said: My marriage is safe and sound you mofos. I was gonna suggest flying RG out. He could help with the deck and the "other" problem. There is still time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 21, 2019 Share #22 Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: I was gonna suggest flying RG out. He could help with the deck and the "other" problem. There is still time! Anybody wants to fly me out anywhere, I am ready to go. Extra points if you have a van down by the river. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 21, 2019 Share #23 Posted February 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Dottles said: My marriage is safe and sound you mofos. I don't think so.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share #24 Posted February 22, 2019 Is that guy taking a leak? He looks like a big dog relieving himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted February 22, 2019 Share #25 Posted February 22, 2019 Random Guy is fond of sex.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 22, 2019 Share #26 Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Further said: Random Guy is fond of sex.... I don’t really have it these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share #27 Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: I don’t really have it these days. Your next partner is going to be lucky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 22, 2019 Share #28 Posted February 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dottles said: Your next partner is going to be lucky Send him the ticket!!! Jeebus, why are you drawing this out more than necessary??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share #29 Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Send him the ticket!!! Jeebus, why are you drawing this out more than necessary??? He needs a real partner. Me and my inflatables don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share #30 Posted February 22, 2019 16 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Send him the ticket!!! Jeebus, why are you drawing this out more than necessary??? Absence makes the heart (and love drive) grow stronger. I'd had for RG to show up and not be at his best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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