The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 27, 2019 Share #1 Posted February 27, 2019 What would AWWC do if... 1. He found 10 bucks on the ground near a Dairy Queen? 2. He had a choice to save 5 puppies or 5 Neil Diamond albums from a burning house? He can't save both, he has to make an ethical decision here. 3. Barbra Streisand kissed him? 4. Barbra Streisand asked him to have her babies? 5. The FCC banned all Partridge Family reruns? 6. I just showed up all of the sudden on his front porch in a little red dress with flip flops on? 7. He found 20 bucks on the ground near a Dairy Queen? Couch 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #2 Posted February 27, 2019 He would handle it like a gentleman. He would buy a box of Dilly bars and Buster bars and hand them out to anyone in need. The puppies would enjoy the Neil Diamond as puppies do. If you showed up on his porch in a red dress and flip flops, he would offer you a glass of lemonade and invite you in for a Buster bar. All is right in the world. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 27, 2019 Share #3 Posted February 27, 2019 Barbara Streisand? You could never get that off of your face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 27, 2019 Share #4 Posted February 27, 2019 I would use the $10.00 to buy Ylva a diamond watch on layaway at Kmart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 27, 2019 Share #5 Posted February 27, 2019 The five puppies and you and I would go shopping to make sure you had just the right shoes to match your beautiful dress. On the way there we'd listen to my Partridge Family and Neil Diamond cassettes. We would then stop at DQ for 2 large soft cones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted February 27, 2019 40 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I would use the $10.00 to buy Ylva a diamond watch on layaway at Kmart. That wasn't an option. You failed two of the seven questions so far. Couch 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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