AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 5, 2019 Wilbur and Aire have done it. Sam only has his Blue Ridge Humane Society adoption papers. They estimated him at 66% jack russell and 33% cairn terrier. The boy can catch a mean frisbee unlike any non-collie you've ever seen. Personally, I think he's better but I'm his Dad. Anyway, Sam has his heart set on Westminister so I need to make this happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 5, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 5, 2019 Practice, practice, practice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 5, 2019 I would sneak him in the back door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 5, 2019 I would buy two tickets at the next show so you and Sam can go and watch up close and personal. Sadly, that is as close as Sam will get. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted March 5, 2019 We use coconut milk to keep his coat pristine white. He is more handsome than that winner from this year. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #6 Posted March 5, 2019 Parson Russell Terriers were not even recognized as a breed until 1990 or so. They are now by all the major kennel clubs so at least Sam is 66% of the way there.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted March 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I would buy two tickets at the next show so you and Sam can go and watch up close and personal. Sadly, that is as close as Sam will get. I have a dream of being there and winning as the underdog. Somehow in my dream I am accompanied by MrsChris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #8 Posted March 5, 2019 Have Sam identify as a female transgender Bassett Hound. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I have a dream of being there and winning as the underdog. Somehow in my dream I am accompanied by MrsChris. So, you are playing "hard to get" with @Kirby, in your dreams? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted March 5, 2019 Sam is the Pete Marovich of the dog catching world in Greenville. If you've never seen the beauty and grace of a dog jumping in tbe air over 3 times their height and catching a perfectly thrown frisbee well your life is incomplete. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 5, 2019 Share #11 Posted March 5, 2019 21 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: They estimated him at 66% jack russell and 33% cairn terrier. SAY What? He's not even pure JRT. Toby turns his nose up at Sam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wilbur said: So, you are playing "hard to get" with @Kirby, in your dreams? Kirby has rejected me since I pouted about her ice skating trip to Michigan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: SAY What? He's not even pure JRT. Toby turns his nose up at Sam. Toby is a whore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #14 Posted March 5, 2019 Have him enter you in the mutt class.https://www.cnbc.com/2014/02/07/westminster-dog-show-opens-to-mutts.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 5, 2019 Share #15 Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Toby is a whore Toby is a certified pure JRT. He is neither a hoe or a pimp. Toby doesn't have time for such nonsense. He has naps to take and treats to eat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Have him enter you in the mutt class.https://www.cnbc.com/2014/02/07/westminster-dog-show-opens-to-mutts.html Damn you, my Sam is not a mutt. He is a Benji terrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #17 Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Toby is a certified pure JRT. He is neither a hoe or a pimp. Toby doesn't have time for such nonsense. He has naps to take and treats to eat. So Toby gives up the D for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted March 5, 2019 I am willing to spend up to 300.00, US to make this dream come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #19 Posted March 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: We use coconut milk to keep his coat pristine white. He is more handsome than that winner from this year. Your lawn is a disgrace. I cannot believe Sam let you take his picture on that sorry excuse for sod. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #20 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I am willing to spend up to 300.00, US to make this dream come true. Send me the funds and I will do my best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: Send me the funds and I will do my best. You promise? This isn't like the dirigible trip to Israel where you milked me out of 200.00? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #22 Posted March 5, 2019 Just now, AirwickWithCheese said: You promise? This isn't like the dirigible trip to Israel where you milked me out of 200.00? But the dream was worth it, no? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #23 Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You promise? This isn't like the dirigible trip to Israel where you milked me out of 200.00? That trip was a pure delight. Best $150 I ever spent. The Temple Mount at sunrise from a dirigible is a sight I will never forget. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #24 Posted March 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Your lawn is a disgrace. I cannot believe Sam let you take his picture on that sorry excuse for sod. All the likes I've given your crack smoking street mutts over the years and still you couldn't be bothered to like Sam's picture? Screw you, Wade Hampton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #25 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: All the likes I've given your crack smoking street mutts over the years and still you couldn't be bothered to like Sam's picture? Screw you, Wade Hampton! I gave Sam a trophy being it is the only way he will get one... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #26 Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: All the likes I've given your crack smoking street mutts over the years and still you couldn't be bothered to like Sam's picture? Screw you, Wade Hampton! You sir are no Southern Gentleman and you have besmirched not only my honour, but the honour of my noble beasts. My second will be along shortly to have words with you. Good Day, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #27 Posted March 5, 2019 I think Sam should be in agility. He can clean up and you can shmooze the dog show hotties! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 5, 2019 Share #28 Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: and you have besmirched not only my honour umpossible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #29 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: I think Sam should be in agility. He can clean up and you can shmooze the dog show hotties! He needs to clean up after being forced to lay in filth for the picture. I am pretty sure that is a second hand plastic flying toy and not a real Frisbee™ brand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #30 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: umpossible Sir, need I remind you that I offered to defend you and your noble beast as your second? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #31 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: He needs to clean up after being forced to lay in filth for the picture. I am pretty sure that is a second hand plastic flying toy and not a real Frisbee™ brand It does have the appearance of a dime store "frisbee". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #32 Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I think Sam should be in agility. He can clean up and you can shmooze the dog show hotties! Can't you help us get fake papers and sponsor us, Wilbur? They can't be all that discriminating, I've seen them let Irish people compete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #33 Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Can't you help us get fake papers and sponsor us, Wilbur? They can't be all that discriminating, I've seen them let Irish people compete. That sir, is what the $300 is for.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #34 Posted March 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, jsharr said: He needs to clean up after being forced to lay in filth for the picture. I am pretty sure that is a second hand plastic flying toy and not a real Frisbee™ brand 4 minutes ago, Wilbur said: It does have the appearance of a dime store "frisbee". You are correct but we switched to Jawz brand after Sam started hustling the collies out of money at Cleveland Park 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #35 Posted March 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Can't you help us get fake papers and sponsor us, Wilbur? They can't be all that discriminating, I've seen them let Irish people compete. You may have found your angle in! How is your Irish accent these days? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Square Wheels Posted March 5, 2019 Share #37 Posted March 5, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: I would sneak him in the back door. Doggie style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #38 Posted March 5, 2019 Just now, Square Wheels said: Doggie style. I would say yes, but we both know that Airwick has no style, not even doggie style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #39 Posted March 5, 2019 I will ban you, Wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 5, 2019 Share #40 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I will ban you, Wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 5, 2019 Share #41 Posted March 5, 2019 Sam knows he's a champ, he doesn't need a silly ribbon to prove it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 5, 2019 Share #42 Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kirby said: Sam knows he's a champ, he doesn't need a silly ribbon to prove it. There are all kinds of champs and ribbons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share #43 Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kirby said: Sam knows he's a champ, he doesn't need a silly ribbon to prove it. Sam doesn't buy your logic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 5, 2019 Share #44 Posted March 5, 2019 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Sam doesn't buy your logic. Would Sam really want the same sort of a ribbon or trophy that other dogs won? How unoriginal. Sam should get a one of a kind prize for a one of a kind dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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