late Posted March 13, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 13, 2019 Occasionally, my stomach gets really pissed at me. It's really pissed. So I am drinking Kambucha. Which I hate. I want to be a tea snob. An old guy in the 70s taught me how to be a coffee snob, so how hard can it be? I have failed, badly. My current blend starts with Pure Tea Iced Peach tea. That's as lowbrow as it gets. I add a bag of darjeeling and a pinch of Ceylon, but it's too late (and I know a thing or two about being late); there's no ignoring it, I am a tea slut. I deserve to have all snob awards, patches and epaulets ripped away as I am drummed out of the Snob Corp. I had a custom pair of slippers made, she made them a little too small. I can wear them, and maybe they'll stretch, I should have reduced the size by 1/8 instead of by a 1/4. Idiot. My crazy battery arrived, sort of. UPS tried once to deliver it, at least that's what it says on their website. They also said they left a note, which didn't happen. They then dropped it off at the post office, which meant I had to drive 10 miles and wait for over a half hour because the driver couldn't be bothered. But I do get to try that new pot I talked about before. The wife had minor surgery yesterday, which never helps my mood. The good news is I am making dinner, and if my cheesy celery brocoli super soup is any good, I'll tell you about it. I don't have Nemesis Games. That's one of the books in the Expanse, not sure what the story is, maybe I got it from the library before. I've got a paperback coming from Amazon, but now I can't tune the real insanity out by indulging in the fictional insanity of the Expanse. At this moment, I don't think it's only the best scifi I've ever seen, I think it belongs in the Canon of Great Literature. But that's a future generation to decide. I tried making celery juice, which gave me Montezumas Revenge. That knocked me out of my exercise routine, and I was already off my diet. I just barely got off diabetes meds a few months ago. Danger, Will Robinson... I'm about to go back for more shoulder PT. Bad timing had me working out too close to shoveling, and now I have a pain below my shoulder blades from a muscle I didn't know was there. I make interesting mistakes. Lots of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 13, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 13, 2019 Tea sluts are chicks, exclusively. Militant lesbians cannot be tea sluts, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 13, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 13, 2019 You lost me at kombucha. What does the rest of your post say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 13, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 13, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: You lost me at kombucha. What does the rest of your post say? I could tell you, but then I'd have to lock you in the cellar until you've played a 1,000 hours of Borderlands. Or death, whichever comes first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted March 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I do not charge for it 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Tea sluts are chicks, exclusively. Militant lesbians cannot be tea sluts, though. You've never watched British drawing room dramas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 13, 2019 Share #7 Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, late said: I do not charge for it You've never watched British drawing room dramas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 14, 2019 Share #8 Posted March 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Kzoo said: You lost me at kombucha. What does the rest of your post say? I made it slightly Further, but man, I got severely lost too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted March 14, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 14, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 14, 2019 Share #10 Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I made it slightly Further, but man, I got severely lost too! All 3 of my daughters drink that crap. It tastes like fermented..... well........ fermented crap. Daughter#1 makes her own...... fermented crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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