parodybot Posted March 13, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 13, 2019 So this very excitable guy is doing a site visit. Gets worked up easily. Recently told a retired Navy bad ass to fuck off, does this sort of shit all the time. He screws up my name all the time. Today he called me PM instead of PB. So I decide to mess with him a bit. I took some Kind bars and shredded the wrappers a bit, dropped some crumbs in the drawer and tossed in a handful of raisins to make it look like rat shit. Planted one unopened bar in the drawer. Made sure he could see the mess and then I grabbed the unopened bar and devoured it with gusto. You should have seen him turn white and then green. I was really expecting him to toss his cookies. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 13, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 13, 2019 If this was a parody it would have scored pretty high. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: If this was a parody it would have scored pretty high. Don't you love it with art imitates life? We are talking 10.00 plus, correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 13, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, parodybot said: Don't you love it with art imitates life? We are talking 10.00 plus, correct? At least. I've missed BotBrain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted March 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, Kzoo said: At least. I've missed BotBrain. I have been gone so long that apparently you no longer recognize parody when it slaps you in the kisser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 13, 2019 Share #6 Posted March 13, 2019 ...traumatic brain injury from playing football. It's a real thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted March 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...traumatic brain injury from playing football. It's a real thing. Kzoo played soccer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted March 14, 2019 Share #8 Posted March 14, 2019 3 hours ago, parodybot said: Made sure he could see the mess and then I grabbed the unopened bar and devoured it with gusto. Reminds me of the Bill Murray swimming pool scene in Caddy Shack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 14, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 14, 2019 If @Road Runner we’re here he could give you a detailed explanation as to why that is NOT a parody. I just follow the rules. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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