jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 15, 2019 Left the office last night as usual, around 5:45. Pulled out of the parking garage, turned right, got to the light, turned right on the service road for the Dallas North Tollway and was stopped at the red light at the tollway and 635, waiting to turn onto the 635 service road when I glanced in my rear view mirror. Scowling back at me from the drivers seat of a Kia Soul, not a Subaru, was TML! This made me feel mortified and confused, by the lack of a Subaru you see. I attempted to get my camera out and take a picture as evidence in case things got ugly, but the light changed and I put down my phone and placed both hands on the wheel and proceeded to turn onto the service road. TML continued straight over 635 on the overpass. This made me feel sad to have missed the picture but relieved to have avoided the inevitable confrontation wth TML. I hope she does not think I am a TML as well, what with my short haircut, boots, glasses and what all. I may think she is looking for a fight and she may be looking for something completely different? discus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 15, 2019 Trans Male Lover? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted March 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Trans Male Lover? The Militant Lesbian, you Dolt! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 15, 2019 The Mother-in-Law? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #5 Posted March 15, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: The Militant Lesbian, you Dolt! It's your car. I told you to stick with a truck but no, you had to stand out.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted March 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: It's your car. I told you to stick with a truck but no, you had to stand out.. It did not make the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 15, 2019 Share #7 Posted March 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, jsharr said: It did not make the list It was the carabiner full of keys. Keep that in your man-purse next time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted March 15, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: It was the carabiner full of keys. Keep that in your man-purse next time. I do keep a carabiner on my laptop back pack, but I never keep my keys on one. And it is a good climbing rated wire gate one at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, jsharr said: It did not make the list You must have an interesting search history. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted March 15, 2019 Just now, Wilbur said: You must have an interesting search history. yes. I search without fear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #11 Posted March 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, jsharr said: discus My guess is that it wasn't the TML, but rather you are now officially spooked and seeing her everywhere (the Kia is a clear indication). Deep breathing is your friend, and perhaps a day off. PTSD is a weird beast to battle. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 15, 2019 Share #12 Posted March 15, 2019 27 minutes ago, Wilbur said: It's your car. I told you to stick with a truck but no, you had to stand out.. He is such a gangster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 15, 2019 Share #13 Posted March 15, 2019 26 minutes ago, jsharr said: It did not make the list I think the 80/20 rule is in play here, with Subaru having at least 80% of the market. A very nice lesbian bought my Outback. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted March 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: He is such a gangster. I wonder if @Chris... could use his devil magic to picture paint my face on this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted March 15, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted March 15, 2019 Share #16 Posted March 15, 2019 pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #17 Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, JerrySTL said: The Mother-in-Law? That would be the DDGRHSTML to you sir. dearly departed God rest her soul TML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 15, 2019 Share #18 Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: You must have an interesting search history. This is her way of coming out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted March 15, 2019 1 minute ago, late said: This is her way of coming out... I am not a her, I am a him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 15, 2019 Share #20 Posted March 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am not a her, I am a him! A lesbian trapped in a man's body... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #21 Posted March 15, 2019 3 hours ago, jsharr said: It did not make the list ruh roh...#9 Volvo wagon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #22 Posted March 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Scrapr said: ruh roh...#9 Volvo wagon Beware of TML!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #23 Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, late said: A lesbian trapped in a man's body... I am fond of the P, but I do not care for scissoring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Share #24 Posted March 15, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Beware of TML!!!!!! should I ask WoScrapr if she is TML? She is getting a Volvo soon as well. Will that mean we are a TML couple? There is a gay woman down the block. Did she "turn" us? I didn't see it coming. She drives a Mercedes. Is that a cover? I have a lot to learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #25 Posted March 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Scrapr said: should I ask WoScrapr if she is TML? She is getting a Volvo soon as well. Will that mean we are a TML couple? There is a gay woman down the block. Did she "turn" us? I didn't see it coming. She drives a Mercedes. Is that a cover? I have a lot to learn I am new to this mixed up jumbled up shook up world. I too have much to learn. First thing you need to do if you suspect you are TML is to get a carabiner for your keys. Get one for your wife as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 15, 2019 Share #26 Posted March 15, 2019 In the 70s, I picked up this hitchhiker. She was going to a bar, and I said great. When we got there, I thought I had died and gone to heaven, I was the only guy there, and there were dozens of women. Back then, I didn't know from gay bar. But I got the idea when a drop dead gorgeous Latina sauntered out with a good looking dame on each arm. That was when I realised there would be no joy in Mudville on this nite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share #27 Posted March 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, late said: In the 70s, I picked up this hitchhiker. She was going to a bar, and I said great. When we got there, I thought I had died and gone to heaven, I was the only guy there, and there were dozens of women. Back then, I didn't know from gay bar. But I got the idea when a drop dead gorgeous Latina sauntered out with a good looking dame on each arm. That was when I realised there would be no joy in Mudville on this nite. Yeah, you would have to find a bar with only guys in it to have joy in Mudville, as it were. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 16, 2019 Share #28 Posted March 16, 2019 5:45 is a little early to call it a day, isn't it? Asking for a friend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted March 16, 2019 Share #29 Posted March 16, 2019 15 hours ago, donkpow said: 5:45 is a little early to call it a day, isn't it? Asking for a friend. That's 7:45 Eastern. It would be plenty late enough, if he hadn't waltzed in near 11. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share #30 Posted March 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: That's 7:45 Eastern. It would be plenty late enough, if he hadn't waltzed in near 11. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted March 16, 2019 Share #31 Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: 8 10, which is near 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share #32 Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Prophet Zacharia said: 10, which is near 11. Never later than 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted March 17, 2019 Share #33 Posted March 17, 2019 2 hours ago, jsharr said: Never later than 9 Eastern? Or Texas Standard Time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share #34 Posted March 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Eastern? Or Texas Standard Time? Dallas Universal Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 17, 2019 Share #35 Posted March 17, 2019 When I had a real life, I set limits on myself. I think it was 10 PM for when I took work home. I think it was whenever I got too hungry that I left the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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