The National Ice Skating Competition in Greensboro NC, 2020

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[Page Turner]

...it's obvious to me that the only way @AirwickWithCheese has any hope of scoring with some ice cutie like @Kirby is if we can hire a coach to get him doing triple axels and double toe loops before the finals in 2020.  If we can get him in the dressing rooms and out on the ice, he might even find a cute skater chick who will treat him about the same as Officer Jessica Hardnipples.  But it will be a memorable trip regardless.

All funds raised will go toward hiring a coach and buying Cheese some high quality figure skates and Spandex glitter outfits that do not make him look gay...........not even a little bit gay.

 

This is our chance to do something nice for a forum member and moderator. The moderator thing won't last, so give now, before he gets banned.) 

[Square Wheels]

A different value than listed above.

[Page Turner]

2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said:

A different value than listed above.

...so more ?  It's admirable that you wish to remain anonymous for a contribution of that amount.

[Square Wheels]

7 minutes ago, Page Turner said:

...so more ?  It's admirable that you wish to remain anonymous for a contribution of that amount.

Correct, it's embarrassing being the guy who gave nothing.

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Can You Be Too Old to Begin Figure Skating?

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It's Never Too Late, But You'll Need a Good Coach

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[AirwickWithCheese]

Thank you, but no go fund me needed. I will just screw RG out of a promised love offering, severely cut back on my giving to the red kettle campaign, and I've already advised the wrens and squirrels they are on their own this winter. 

 

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11 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

I've already advised the wrens and squirrels they are on their own this winter. 

[Kirby]

Yay, party in Greensboro!

[AirwickWithCheese]

2 hours ago, Kirby said:

Yay, party in Greensboro!

Kirby gets 4 likes for this?   

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55 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

Kirby gets 4 likes for this?   

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Florence ‘Madge’ Syers (1881-1917)

Madge Syers was a World and Olympic champion skater from London.

She entered the all-male world championships in 1902, where she came second,

forced the sport to recognise women’s skating and set up a separate event.

 

She went on to win that title twice, in 1906 and 1907.

 

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[AirwickWithCheese]

[Dottleshead ★]

On 3/16/2019 at 3:12 PM, Kirby said:

Yay, party in Greensboro!

 

On 3/16/2019 at 5:33 PM, AirwickWithCheese said:

Kirby gets 4 likes for this?   

Yes. If she can come to Everett, WA to watch ice skating, she will love Greensboro.

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48 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

...I take it your regular practice with the coach we could afford to hire is not paying off ?

[Mr. Silly]

The biggest regret in my life is passing on the chance to meet Kirby when the championship was in Detroit.

Cheese will never leave South Carolina.  I pledged $1,000 just to see him break out in a rash as he crosses into North Carolina.

 

[AirwickWithCheese]

The squirrels broke through my window and cracked open the piggy bank.   

[bikeman564™]

1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said:

The biggest regret in my life is passing on the chance to meet Kirby when the championship was in Detroit.

 

 

Yes, would of been a neat-o time

[AirwickWithCheese]

1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said:

Yes, would of been a neat-o time

Kirby is in Greensboro now without me. 

She is with some guy in a brown suit, blue tie. It's one of those newer tapered suits.   

[Mr. Silly]

26 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

Kirby is in Greensboro now without me. 

She is with some guy in a brown suit, blue tie. It's one of those newer tapered suits.   

I would expect her to be with someone wearing a top hat spats, white gloves, a cane and a monocle. 

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3 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

Kirby is in Greensboro now without me. 

...why hasn't the real Greensboro city council filed a lawsuit to force those fake Greensboro people to stop using the name ?

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...I bet Tara Lipinski is there, too.