Randomguy Posted May 28, 2014 Share #1 Posted May 28, 2014 I need your money so that I can chase my dream of not working and still being able to enjoy life. Your gift will bring smiles to my face daily, you will feel good helping the needy. How much will you give today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted May 28, 2014 Share #2 Posted May 28, 2014 I'll give you some advice...with THAT work ethic, you better vote DEMOCRAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 28, 2014 Share #3 Posted May 28, 2014 Please send your RG money to me, so that he will not have to worry about mathing how much he has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted May 28, 2014 Please send your RG money to me, so that he will not have to worry about mathing how much he has. Don't listen to him, he is from Texas! Give all your monies to me, I will do you proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted May 28, 2014 Share #5 Posted May 28, 2014 Give all your monies to me, I will do you proud! wasn't that the main plank of the DNC 2012 platform? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted May 28, 2014 Share #6 Posted May 28, 2014 Donate to ME so I can move away from the trains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted May 28, 2014 WHERE IS MY MONEY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 28, 2014 Share #8 Posted May 28, 2014 I considered it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted May 28, 2014 I considered it. You are a donation tease. Can you at least consider donating $25 or $50 to me today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 28, 2014 Share #10 Posted May 28, 2014 You are a donation tease. Can you at least consider donating $25 or $50 to me today? Okay, I considered it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted May 28, 2014 Okay, I considered it. WHERE IS MY MONEY, DAMMIT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 28, 2014 Share #12 Posted May 28, 2014 How would I know where you keep your money? Your wallet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted May 28, 2014 How would I know where you keep your money? Your wallet? Just send me your wallet, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 28, 2014 Share #14 Posted May 28, 2014 Just send me your wallet, please. I'll consider it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #15 Posted May 28, 2014 I'll consider it. Just send already and get it over with. You aren't using it anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 28, 2014 Share #16 Posted May 28, 2014 Just send already and get it over with. You aren't using it anyway. Yeah! As the Hairy Fishnut said to Opus, just cough up some dough, Mac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted May 29, 2014 Share #17 Posted May 29, 2014 I need your money so that I can chase my dream of not working and still being able to enjoy life. Your gift will bring smiles to my face daily, you will feel good helping the needy. How much will you give today I don't understand this, Randomguy. If I wasn't working, I wouldn't enjoy my life as much as I do right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share #18 Posted May 29, 2014 Nobody donated to me. This makes me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted May 29, 2014 Share #19 Posted May 29, 2014 Sorry, but I donated to RB's account. She sounded more needy about wanting a set of finger paints then you whining about not working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share #20 Posted May 29, 2014 Sorry, but I donated to RB's account. She sounded more needy about wanting a set of finger paints then you whining about not working. She never works, though! She is too young to fingerpaint, she would most likely stick the paint in her mouth. How can we verify your donation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted May 29, 2014 Share #21 Posted May 29, 2014 She already emailed me a thank you letter as a receipt for the donation. She said I could claim ot off on taxes. it is up to you to call her out on it if you are sad she got money and you didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share #22 Posted May 29, 2014 I don't believe you. She cannot write yet, you charlatan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted May 29, 2014 Share #23 Posted May 29, 2014 I don't believe you. She cannot write yet, you charlatan! stop being a sissy whiny pants.. you are just mad and taking it out on me about giving your daughter money when you were too late in the asking for a donation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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