parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 20, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 20, 2019 Do you know why most turds are tapered? To keep your asshole from slamming shut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 20, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 20, 2019 I don't believe this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 20, 2019 Seems strange they - wombats - would give a sheot about whether it rolls away. What's happens to them if it did roll away? Death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted March 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Seems strange they - wombats - would give a sheot about whether it rolls away. What's happens to them if it did roll away? Death? Wombats are highly territorial and use the poo to mark territory. Also may be attributed to their digestive system and diet. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/why-do-wombats-do-cube-shaped-poo/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend_Maynard Posted March 20, 2019 Share #6 Posted March 20, 2019 did you know they used wombat butt holes to model new plastic extruding machines that can make better cubes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #7 Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, JerrySTL said: Do you know why most turds are tapered? To keep your asshole from slamming shut. Tapirs have tapered turds. This is common knowledge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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