Popular Post parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted March 20, 2019 She is going to Doggie Wonderland for boarding until Dallas Street Dog Advocates can find a foster home or someone adopts her. 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Author Popular Post Share #2 Posted March 20, 2019 Lillian (aka Lily) is a sweet petite little girl who is about 10 months old and has the most stunning crystal sky blue eyes and an insatiable appetite for video poker. Lillian is a very happy girl and enjoys playing with other dogs. Since her foster mom works away from the home Lilly often enjoys playing with her new friends at daycare and sending out scam emails using the name Gerald Vanlandingham. She is crate and potty trained and now knows multiple verbal and sign language commands because she has a foster sibling that is deaf. Lillian is the reason for the deafness, as she shoved glowing hot pokers into the siblings ears in retribution for a stolen bowl of kibble. She is great with other dogs, all adults and children, as long as they leave her the fuck alone. Mess with Lillian and she could snap and do some serious damage. We are not recommending a home with a cat as they are the devil spawn. Everyone with a cat should be rounded up and locked in a barn in Texas. Her favorite thing to do is to shoot up pool halls with her Glock and play tug and Frisbee with her foster fur siblings. She is an amazing smuggler and loves to be close to her pack full of cocaine. We believe Lillian would be happiest in a home with another playful dog, a fenced yard and an owner who is willing to turn a blind eye to illegal activity I bet @Randomguy will nit pick this bio apart. 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 20, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 20, 2019 1 minute ago, parodybot said: Lillian (aka Lily) is a sweet petite little girl who is about 10 months old and has the most stunning crystal sky blue eyes! Lillian is a very happy girl and enjoys playing with other dogs. Since her foster mom works away from the home Lilly often enjoys playing with her new friends at daycare. She is crate and potty trained and now knows multiple verbal and sign language commands because she has a foster sibling that is deaf. She is great with other dogs, all adults and children. We are not recommending a home with a cat as they are way too much fun to chase. Her favorite thing to do is to run and play tug and Frisbee with her foster fur siblings. She is an amazing snuggler and loves to be close to her pack. We believe Lillian would be happiest in a home with another playful dog, a fenced yard and an owner who is home more than not. I bet @Randomguy will nit pick this bio apart. This bio is too factual to be of good use. Thank you for not using "forever home" anywhere in the cut and paste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted March 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: This bio is too factual to be of good use. Thank you for not using "forever home" anywhere in the cut and paste. Is it better now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2019 Share #5 Posted March 20, 2019 I liked Lillian and I'm glad she has a good future ahead of her, but that stuff about cats is nonsense. And my cat agrees with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted March 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Kirby said: I liked Lillian and I'm glad she has a good future ahead of her, but that stuff about cats is nonsense. And my cat agrees with me. What EVER 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 20, 2019 Share #7 Posted March 20, 2019 48 minutes ago, parodybot said: Is it better now? I must have that dog now! Well done, sir! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 20, 2019 Share #8 Posted March 20, 2019 Her whole name should be Lillian Muller.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 20, 2019 Those photos are FAKE! No way a dog can be that expressive for the camera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2019 Share #10 Posted March 20, 2019 Lillian knows she's going to have a great life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted March 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kirby said: Lillian knows she's going to have a great life. Cat free! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted March 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Those photos are FAKE! No way a dog can be that expressive for the camera! Taken while she was playing video poker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #13 Posted March 20, 2019 29 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Those photos are FAKE! No way a dog can be that expressive for the camera! She heard she was going to the vet to get tutored! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2019 Share #14 Posted March 20, 2019 24 minutes ago, parodybot said: Cat free! OK, then she's going to have a pretty good, but not great, life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #15 Posted March 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: She heard she was going to the vet to get tutored! She likes video poker. Can she get spade instead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted March 20, 2019 Share #16 Posted March 20, 2019 she is a beautiful baby! she will be adopted fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #17 Posted March 20, 2019 Just now, KrAzY said: she is a beautiful baby! she will be adopted fast! I can put you in touch with Relle over at DSDA. I will call her now and let her know you want Lillian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted March 20, 2019 Share #18 Posted March 20, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: I can put you in touch with Relle over at DSDA. I will call her now and let her know you want Lillian! If I could take in another I would! but FM has a dog limit per house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #19 Posted March 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, KrAzY said: If I could take in another I would! but FM has a dog limit per house buy a second house, sheesh. houses are cheap in Texas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #20 Posted March 20, 2019 32 minutes ago, KrAzY said: If I could take in another I would! but FM has a dog limit per house Factory Mutual? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #21 Posted March 20, 2019 Lillian reminds me of Jar Jar Binks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 20, 2019 Share #22 Posted March 20, 2019 22 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Lillian reminds me of Jar Jar Binks. I had to google that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted March 20, 2019 Share #23 Posted March 20, 2019 2 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Factory Mutual? Close.. Flower Mound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted March 21, 2019 Share #24 Posted March 21, 2019 6 hours ago, parodybot said: Taken while she was playing video poker. She needs a better poker face. I deduce she has 14 royal flushes & a 2 of hearts 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 21, 2019 Share #25 Posted March 21, 2019 10 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I had to google that! Amazing that someone else doesn’t know everything about every movie ever made. My kids had me take them to that movie on the night it was released. Weird movie IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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