Randomguy Posted March 25, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 25, 2019 He has had the gangster-mobile a while now, what should be next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 25, 2019 Depends a lot on the stock market. If things go well I will hand the keys to Wade and go buy another truck. If not, then I am rolling in the 300 for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Depends a lot on the stock market. Got a lot of cattle your planning to sell? My guess is the price is up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Got a lot of cattle your planning to sell? My guess is the price is up! And just what part of 'no cattle' don't you understand? The boy so from the 'burbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #5 Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: And just what part of 'no cattle' don't you understand? The boy so from the 'burbs. Makes sense! He is planning to BUY some stock, not sell it! Total n00b mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted March 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: Depends a lot on the stock market. If things go well I will hand the keys to Wade and go buy another truck. If not, then I am rolling in the 300 for a while. Shirley you will total this one soon, though, isn't that what normally happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #7 Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Shirley you will total this one soon, though, isn't that what normally happens? Sir, that was not my fault! That is the only vehicle I have ever totalled! Okay, I take that back, the second vehicle I have totalled, both times becuase a driver of the opposite gender caused the wreck. I totalled a VW Fox back in the 90's when a woman was driving in the wrong lane and ran head on into me, luckily at low speed, and then the truck, where the woman ran a stop sign in front of me. I was not ticketed either time and the other drivers insurance paid for my vehicle loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted March 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, jsharr said: Sir, that was not my fault! That is the only vehicle I have ever totalled! Okay, I take that back, the second vehicle I have totalled, both times becuase a driver of the opposite gender caused the wreck. I totalled a VW Fox back in the 90's when a woman was driving in the wrong lane and ran head on into me, luckily at low speed, and then the truck, where the woman ran a stop sign in front of me. I was not ticketed either time and the other drivers insurance paid for my vehicle loss. Definitely a pattern. I am not saying that chicks don't deserve the preponderance of the blame or cause 95% of all accidents, don't get me wrong here. Maybe you could move to a more progressive state where chicks don't drive as much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Definitely a pattern. I am not saying that chicks don't deserve the preponderance of the blame or cause 95% of all accidents, don't get me wrong here. Maybe you could move to a more progressive state where chicks don't drive as much? More progressive than Texas? Maybe somewhere in West Virginia or Arkansas? Or are you thinking Saudia Arabia? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 25, 2019 Share #10 Posted March 25, 2019 26 minutes ago, jsharr said: Depends a lot on the stock market. So you're thinking a stock car? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #11 Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, donkpow said: So you're thinking a stock car? You sir, are on fire today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted March 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, jsharr said: More progressive than Texas? Maybe somewhere in West Virginia or Arkansas? Or are you thinking Saudia Arabia? Look, you let your woman drive, so you are part of the problem. You endanger the public every time Martha is behind the wheel. You should just tell her 'no' when she wants to drive so she doesn't just go and total some poor man's car out on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #13 Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: Look, you let your woman drive, so you are part of the problem. You endanger the public every time Martha is behind the wheel. You should just tell her 'no' when she wants to drive so she doesn't just go and total some poor man's car out on the road. I would starve. How is she going to get to the grocery store without driving? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25, 2019 Share #14 Posted March 25, 2019 23 minutes ago, jsharr said: Sir, that was not my fault! That's................. what they all say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 25, 2019 Share #15 Posted March 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: You sir, are on fire today. Denzel says it better because he says, "fi-yah". You are on "fi-yah". See what I mean? You try it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I would starve. How is she going to get to the grocery store without driving? She should just garden until you can take her to a store. Don't let her slack, chicks can be pretty lazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #17 Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, donkpow said: Denzel says it better because he says, "fi-yah". You are on "fi-yah". See what I mean? You try it. fahr. Ya'll is on fahr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #18 Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: She should just garden until you can take her to a store. Don't let her slack, chicks can be pretty lazy. I will take your advice to heart as I examine my 22 year marriage.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25, 2019 Share #19 Posted March 25, 2019 I'm thinking something economical and easy to maintain. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #20 Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I'm thinking something economical and easy to maintain. That will buff right out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted March 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: I will take your advice to heart as I examine my 22 year marriage.... Make sure she reads this whole thread, let her know that we are onto her dangerous driving and general laziness. You need bull horns and a gun rack on any new car you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25, 2019 Share #22 Posted March 25, 2019 And when the Texas heat kicks in.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #23 Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Make sure she reads this whole thread, let her know that we are onto her dangerous driving and general laziness. You need bull horns and a gun rack on any new car you get. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25, 2019 Share #24 Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I love the brush guard....... On the back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #25 Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: I love the brush guard....... On the back. The body spins around. I am backing up in the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #26 Posted March 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Make sure she reads this whole thread, let her know that we are onto her dangerous driving and general laziness. You need bull horns and a gun rack on any new car you get. reads? she is a woman, why would she know how to read? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share #27 Posted March 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: reads? she is a woman, why would she know how to read? It is a good thing everybody knows us here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted March 25, 2019 Share #28 Posted March 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, jsharr said: Sir, that was not my fault! That is the only vehicle I have ever totalled! Okay, I take that back, the second vehicle I have totalled, both times becuase a driver of the opposite gender caused the wreck. I totalled a VW Fox back in the 90's when a woman was driving in the wrong lane and ran head on into me, luckily at low speed, and then the truck, where the woman ran a stop sign in front of me. I was not ticketed either time and the other drivers insurance paid for my vehicle loss. So, you’re a chick magnet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #29 Posted March 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chris... said: So, you’re a chick magnet Hey @donkpow this is how it is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 25, 2019 Share #30 Posted March 25, 2019 56 minutes ago, jsharr said: Hey @donkpow this is how it is done. 1 hour ago, jsharr said: fahr. Ya'll is on fahr. I don't think so. Sorry. Better luck next time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted March 25, 2019 Share #31 Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: I would starve. How is she going to get to the grocery store without driving? That is why a heard of cattle would have benefited you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #32 Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: I love the brush guard....... On the back. This is a total jsharr vehicle in my view. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 25, 2019 Share #33 Posted March 25, 2019 The local news just had some story aboot some bozo wreaking havoc in a Chrysler 300. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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