Randomguy Posted March 26, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 26, 2019 I have jeans that I wear. I have worn them for years. They are good for when you need to wear pants. My jeans are very thin in the rear-crotchal/butt junction area,, most likely from repeated stretchings and the sitting and the washings whatnot. It is obvious that there will be a catastrophic event in that area soon. I suppose I could just continue rolling the dice and wearing these jeans, or I could take the safe route and retire them to a garbage can, as I can't think of another purpose for holey jeans. I have made my decision; what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 26, 2019 Gift them to @Couch_Incident for $372.67. He is into vintage denim. These sound vintage as all get out, so the price might be a bit low. Start at $563.84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 26, 2019 38 minutes ago, Randomguy said: It is obvious that there will be a catastrophic event in that area soon. I'd say this is your current "best chance for getting a date", so keep rolling the dice (and maybe do more squatting in public spaces where babes might be present). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted March 26, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 26, 2019 You're not supposed to wash jeans. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #5 Posted March 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: I'd say this is your current "best chance for getting a date", so keep rolling the dice (and maybe do more squatting in public spaces where babes might be present). and legs spread while sitting at the bar holding a Zima 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #6 Posted March 26, 2019 Replace them with some hipster skinny jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #7 Posted March 26, 2019 Good genes are better than good living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted March 26, 2019 21 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: Replace them with some hipster skinny jeans. But I am not skinny. I do need new jeans, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 26, 2019 50 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: Replace them with some hipster skinny jeans. I could fit in those now probably ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #10 Posted March 26, 2019 I'd get rid of them. Cheap "relaxed fit" or "stretchable waist" jeans that I'm very comfortable in are cheap at places like Costco and Walmart. Then again, I once walked through Walmart in my bike shorts after being challenged to do so on the old LF, so it wouldn't bother me if they split before discarding them! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted March 26, 2019 Share #11 Posted March 26, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Gift them to @Couch_Incident for $372.67. He is into vintage denim. These sound vintage as all get out, so the price might be a bit low. Start at $563.84 In all negotiations, you need to have a BATNA - a Best Alternative to a Negotiated Agreement. This is in case @Couch_Incident gets porky in the negotiations, so that you don't sell the antique item for much less than optimum value. Often threats of violence help the negotiation process (Godfather Approach). See - I was paying attention in Supply Chain Management Class. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #12 Posted March 26, 2019 1 minute ago, BuffJim said: In all negotiations, you need to have a BATNA - a Best Alternative to a Negotiated Agreement. This is in case @Couch_Incident gets porky in the negotiations, so that you don't sell the antique item for much less than optimum value. Often threats of violence help the negotiation process (Godfather Approach). See - I was paying attention in Supply Chain Management Class. When does RG resort to kissing Couch's ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted March 26, 2019 Share #13 Posted March 26, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: When does RG resort to kissing Couch's ring? What body part is the ring affixed to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #14 Posted March 26, 2019 Just now, BuffJim said: What body part is the ring affixed to? which ring are we talking about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 26, 2019 Share #15 Posted March 26, 2019 https://www.duluthtrading.com/mens-duluthflex-ballroom-coolmax-jeans-46217.html?dwvar_46217_color=DKI&cgid=mens-pants-jeans#start=1&cgid=mens-pants-jeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted March 26, 2019 Share #16 Posted March 26, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #17 Posted March 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Randomguy said: I have jeans that I wear. I have worn them for years. They are good for when you need to wear pants. My jeans are very thin in the rear-crotchal/butt junction area,, most likely from repeated stretchings and the sitting and the washings whatnot. It is obvious that there will be a catastrophic event in that area soon. I suppose I could just continue rolling the dice and wearing these jeans, or I could take the safe route and retire them to a garbage can, as I can't think of another purpose for holey jeans. I have made my decision; what would you do? Go to Target. Good fellows are your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #18 Posted March 26, 2019 23 minutes ago, Chris... said: This is not the jeans picutre I was expecting you to use in this thread. I am glad that you posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #19 Posted March 26, 2019 We use the old ones for dog bedding. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted March 26, 2019 Share #20 Posted March 26, 2019 American Eagle flex. Best jeans ever. My son told me about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted March 26, 2019 Just now, Chris... said: American Eagle flex. Best jeans ever. My son told me about them I will check them out. I am wearing my ticking time bomb jeans right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted March 26, 2019 Share #22 Posted March 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I will check them out. I am wearing my ticking time bomb jeans right now. The link I provided would take you to a rugged pair of jeans that have some stretch, they are also made so you can move. You can squat without Southern exposure, and kick your foot over your head. They also have a little Coolmax, so they breathe better than any other jean out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted March 26, 2019 Share #23 Posted March 26, 2019 Mine are cooler? https://www.ae.com/men-jeans-ae-flex-slim-straight-jean-medium-wash/web/s-prod/0116_4693_936?cm=sUS-cUSD&catId=cat8150191 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 26, 2019 Share #24 Posted March 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Chris... said: Mine are cooler? https://www.ae.com/men-jeans-ae-flex-slim-straight-jean-medium-wash/web/s-prod/0116_4693_936?cm=sUS-cUSD&catId=cat8150191 Those are my current go to jeans. I have a couple pair of them. Very comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #25 Posted March 26, 2019 Not sure what has been recommended, but we stick with all cotton. Others get too hot during the summertime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 26, 2019 Share #26 Posted March 26, 2019 ...is there no one who cuts old old denim for rags any more ? No wonder this country is going to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted March 26, 2019 Share #27 Posted March 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...is there no one who cuts old old denim for rags any more ? No wonder this country is going to hell. What about for making patches to use on 'not so worn out' jeans? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted March 27, 2019 Share #28 Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/26/2019 at 9:44 AM, joe sharr said: Gift them to @Couch_Incident for $372.67. He is into vintage denim. These sound vintage as all get out, so the price might be a bit low. Start at $563.84 No. I wear good denim. RG, pm me your measurements. They need to be real measurements. Look up how to do this on the U2 or Google. I will have a custom pair made for you. You won't have to buy jeans for years. You also can't wash them for six months. @Randomguy Couch 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted March 27, 2019 Share #29 Posted March 27, 2019 Couch looks handsome in denim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 27, 2019 Share #30 Posted March 27, 2019 27 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: No. I wear good denim. RG, pm me your measurements. They need to be real measurements. Look up how to do this on the U2 or Google. I will have a custom pair made for you. You won't have to buy jeans for years. You also can't wash them for six months. @Randomguy Couch https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15814319 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 29, 2019 Share #31 Posted March 29, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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