Popular Post Razors Edge ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted April 4, 2019 ...who is my brother's new cat/kitten (9 months old): 6 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 4, 2019 Share #2 Posted April 4, 2019 The pictures are nice, but we need a bio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 4, 2019 Share #3 Posted April 4, 2019 Just what the internet needs, more cat pictures. Thanks for your contribution. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Share #4 Posted April 4, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 4, 2019 Share #5 Posted April 4, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: What's the point of this post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Share #6 Posted April 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: What's the point of this post? "Rocket". You'd better hope he doesn't walk into your room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 4, 2019 Share #7 Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: "Rocket". I UTG. I don't do comic books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted April 4, 2019 19 minutes ago, Randomguy said: The pictures are nice, but we need a bio. My brother had two cats - a girl and a boy. Sadly, the older cat got sick and had to be put down about a month ago. He was a rockstar of a cat - smart, fun, friendly, feisty. Anyway, the girl cat now needed a new companion for the daytime when no one is home, so my brother went to the local shelter. He spotted Rocket, and said "I'll take him!" My brother was going to take almost any cat, so he was not leaving the shelter empty handed, and for whatever reason, Rocket won the lottery that day. At home, big sis is not fully accepting of the new kid. She wandered in to check Rocket out, gave a serious hiss to show who was boss and left the room. A week in, and she still isn't too won over yet, but does tolerate sharing the bed as long as my brother is between them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted April 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: "Rocket". You'd better hope he doesn't walk into your room. And that is very likely the source of his name (although he is fast). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted April 4, 2019 Share #10 Posted April 4, 2019 35 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I UTG. I don't do comic books. Also a couple of hit movies. You're gonna love Root. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Share #11 Posted April 4, 2019 That's not going to work for kzoo. It said for appropriate audiences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 4, 2019 Share #12 Posted April 4, 2019 Hello Rocket! Looks like you're enjoying your new home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 4, 2019 Share #13 Posted April 4, 2019 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: That's not going to work for kzoo. It said for appropriate audiences. Just as i was starting to like you... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 4, 2019 Share #14 Posted April 4, 2019 I like the stripe down Rocket's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 4, 2019 Share #15 Posted April 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Razors Edge said: My brother had two cats - a girl and a boy. Sadly, the older cat got sick and had to be put down about a month ago. He was a rockstar of a cat - smart, fun, friendly, feisty. Anyway, the girl cat now needed a new companion for the daytime when no one is home, so my brother went to the local shelter. He spotted Rocket, and said "I'll take him!" My brother was going to take almost any cat, so he was not leaving the shelter empty handed, and for whatever reason, Rocket won the lottery that day. At home, big sis is not fully accepting of the new kid. She wandered in to check Rocket out, gave a serious hiss to show who was boss and left the room. A week in, and she still isn't too won over yet, but does tolerate sharing the bed as long as my brother is between them. We need Rocket’s bio, we don’t know anything about his history, likes/dislikes, and proclivities. Jsharrt can you you some pointers in the pet bio area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Share #16 Posted April 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Kzoo said: I UTG. I don't do comic books. do you watch movies? probably just art and porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 4, 2019 Share #17 Posted April 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: We need Rocket’s bio, we don’t know anything about his history, likes/dislikes, and proclivities. Jsharrt can you you some pointers in the pet bio area. He is an intelligent, anthropomorphic raccoon, who is an expert marksman, weapon specialist and master tactician. His name and aspects of his character are a nod to The Beatles' 1968 song "RockyRaccoon". Rocket Raccoon appeared as a prominent member in the 2008 relaunch of the superhero team Guardians of the Galaxy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 5, 2019 Share #18 Posted April 5, 2019 3 hours ago, jsharr said: do you watch movies? Not often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 5, 2019 Share #19 Posted April 5, 2019 Damn it, I want that bio! I cannot give a crap about that animal until we all know about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 5, 2019 Share #20 Posted April 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Damn it, I want that bio! I cannot give a crap about that animal until we all know about it. Rocket was born in a bar in Phuket. Her real name is Phuket, but it sounded like Fuckit, so it was changed to Rocket once she got to America, which is a story in and of itself. A Colombian Drug Lord was on vacation in Phuket and was rounding up cats to use to smuggle coke over the border into the US. He had a village of old women who sewed little cat saddle bags and once he had a herd of a few thousand cats, he would load them up with 8 or 10 ounces of coke, make then snort a line and then point then north. Once the cats got to America, they were rounded up by out of work Texas cowboys, the saddle bags were stripped off and the cats were left to roam the mean streets of Laredo. while in Laredo Rocket got hooked on cough syrup and made a living a boosting hub caps by night an and shooting pool by day. Rocket likes to spend her spare time looking online kitty porn, and prank dialing people and using her Indian accent to pull the old IRS scam, using the name Geraldine Vanlandingham. Luckily, Rocket was picked up by a cat rescue and foisted off on some gullible fool as an innocent 9 month old kitten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 5, 2019 Share #21 Posted April 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, jsharr said: Rocket was born in a bar in Phuket. Her real name is Phuket, but it sounded like Fuckit, so it was changed to Rocket once she got to America, which is a story in and of itself. A Colombian Drug Lord was on vacation in Phuket and was rounding up cats to use to smuggle coke over the border into the US. He had a village of old women who sewed little cat saddle bags and once he had a herd of a few thousand cats, he would load them up with 8 or 10 ounces of coke, make then snort a line and then point then north. Once the cats got to America, they were rounded up by out of work Texas cowboys, the saddle bags were stripped off and the cats were left to roam the mean streets of Laredo. while in Laredo Rocket got hooked on cough syrup and made a living a boosting hub caps by night an and shooting pool by day. Rocket likes to spend her spare time looking online kitty porn, and prank dialing people and using her Indian accent to pull the old IRS scam, using the name Geraldine Vanlandingham. Luckily, Rocket was picked up by a cat rescue and foisted off on some gullible fool as an innocent 9 month old kitten. Yes, I now feel somewhat better, as this is a properly executed pet bio. That said, you can't write this for the OP, who must have a long conversation and Q&A with the cat and its family and ex-coworkers, as well as law enforcement and possibly Interpol. It was very well-crafted, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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