Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Share #1 Posted May 30, 2014 My wife is having a party for my 50th in a couple of weeks. This could be considered our 100,000 post party, even if we don't reach that mark. This way you can't say I didn't have a party. The invite is genuine. I live in Massachusetts, so most of you are eliminated by geography, but for those interested, send me a PM and I'll give you the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBiker Posted May 30, 2014 Share #2 Posted May 30, 2014 I'm allergic to Massachusetts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #3 Posted May 30, 2014 My wife is having a party for my 50th in a couple of weeks. This could be considered our 100,000 post party, even if we don't reach that mark. This way you can't say I didn't have a party. The invite is genuine. I live in Massachusetts, so most of you are eliminated by geography, but for those interested, send me a PM and I'll give you the details. I am close, kind of. Can I crash on your couch? I will bring RW and RB, who will steal all the attention. They sleep standing up, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted May 30, 2014 My kids will be at the party, but they won't be staying that night so I have three extra bedrooms. Plus there is a sleep sofa in the living room. The only problem with sleeping over is the party is on a Sunday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBiker Posted May 30, 2014 Share #5 Posted May 30, 2014 the party is on a Sunday afternoon. That sounds like fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted May 30, 2014 I don't think it will get that rowdy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 30, 2014 Share #7 Posted May 30, 2014 You know that I'll be there. I would never miss the celebration of one of my best friends getting old! What can I bring and what time Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted May 30, 2014 You don't need to bring anything, as promised the party is on me. Around 3 on Sunday 6/15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 30, 2014 Share #9 Posted May 30, 2014 You don't need to bring anything, as promised the party is on me. Around 3 on Sunday 6/15. 6:15 on Sunday. Isn't that a bit late? I have to be at work in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #10 Posted May 30, 2014 You don't need to bring anything, as promised the party is on me. Around 3 on Sunday 6/15. What kind of hard drugs will you provide? Is this a key party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted May 30, 2014 Don't forget, I have a huge greenhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBiker Posted May 30, 2014 Share #12 Posted May 30, 2014 Mr Kzoo and SW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted May 30, 2014 Is this a key party? I needed to look this up, I know big surprise. key party A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification. Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend_Maynard Posted May 30, 2014 Share #14 Posted May 30, 2014 Will there be a pre-party ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBiker Posted May 30, 2014 Share #15 Posted May 30, 2014 Will there be a pre-party ride? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #16 Posted May 30, 2014 Will there be a pre-party ride? That would be fun. I have to go to my daughters gymnastics show from noon until 3, we could do a nice early morning ride along the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 30, 2014 Share #17 Posted May 30, 2014 I will try to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 30, 2014 Share #18 Posted May 30, 2014 I will try to be there. Jfarrrrt, swing by and pick me up then we can stop and pick up Nate on the way. Unless Nate is riding with Bosox. Golly this is going to be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 30, 2014 Share #19 Posted May 30, 2014 That would be fun. I have to go to my daughters gymnastics show from noon until 3, we could do a nice early morning ride along the river. So your having a Sunday afternoon party where you won't be there for most of the afternoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #20 Posted May 30, 2014 This sounds like fun! I have met more than 30 forum people so far, the last party was at FSOG's place, that was a blast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #21 Posted May 30, 2014 So your having a Sunday afternoon party where you won't be there for most of the afternoon? The party starts around 3. I'll be there for the whole thing, someone has to BBQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 30, 2014 Share #22 Posted May 30, 2014 This sounds like fun! I have met more than 30 forum people so far, the last party was at FSOG's place, that was a blast! You must have been there several parties ago. I need to call him and see if he still rides a bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #23 Posted May 30, 2014 You must have been there several parties ago. I need to call him and see if he still rides a bike. And brews beer, and cooks/grills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 30, 2014 Share #24 Posted May 30, 2014 Will you have strippers? You promised strippers for the 100,000 post shindig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #25 Posted May 30, 2014 I never promised a 100,000 post party so I could not have promised strippers. Regardless, I am inviting all of you to my home. I need to know in the next few days so we can move plan before the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #26 Posted May 30, 2014 Will you have strippers? You promised strippers for the 100,000 post shindig. You promised strippers yesterday, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 30, 2014 Share #27 Posted May 30, 2014 As most people have to drive from the west let's meet at Mt. Greylock and climb that for your birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 30, 2014 Share #28 Posted May 30, 2014 You promised strippers yesterday, I think. SW won't be there between noon and 3 so that's when we'll tell the stripper to show up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 30, 2014 Share #29 Posted May 30, 2014 I never promised a 100,000 post party so I could not have promised strippers. I'm afraid you may be suffering from dementia. It happens in us old folks sometimes. That or maybe a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #30 Posted May 30, 2014 I'm afraid you may be suffering from dementia. It happens in us old folks sometimes. That or maybe a stroke. Find the post then. I did promise a 1,000,000 post party. Like I said, since people are convinced I promised a 100,000 post party, here it is. I expect most of you to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 30, 2014 Share #31 Posted May 30, 2014 Do we have to bring a present? Can we bring gag gifts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share #32 Posted May 30, 2014 No presents allowed. Please donate to my ride instead. See sig below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #33 Posted May 30, 2014 Will there be cool snacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #34 Posted May 30, 2014 And beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 30, 2014 Share #35 Posted May 30, 2014 Strippers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 30, 2014 Share #36 Posted May 30, 2014 A birthday party with no strippers and no gag gifts. Sounds like fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted May 31, 2014 Share #37 Posted May 31, 2014 My wife is having a party for my 50th in a couple of weeks. I'm in my 50s - until June 7th. Won't be able to make the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted May 31, 2014 Share #38 Posted May 31, 2014 where in Mass are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted May 31, 2014 Share #39 Posted May 31, 2014 Maybe my dinner invitation dream is coming true can I bring my laundry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 31, 2014 Author Share #40 Posted May 31, 2014 Tewksbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted June 2, 2014 Share #41 Posted June 2, 2014 Twerksbury? Anyway...an early Happy Birthday to you. Being in your 50's ain't so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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