Randomguy Posted April 16, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 16, 2019 My pants are tight and I am large, but I am determined to have grape pie this week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #2 Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: My pants are tight and I am large, but I am determined to have grape pie this week. Remove the pants, eat the pie, determine to make some lifestyle changes next week. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #3 Posted April 16, 2019 Where would you get grape pie this time of year? They are made from Concord grapes, not in season now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #4 Posted April 16, 2019 Makes perfect sense to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Longjohn said: Where would you get grape pie this time of year? They are made from Concord grapes, not in season now. Grapes are always available, aren’t they? I will ask them when I call to confirm that they can grape me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #6 Posted April 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: My pants are tight and I am large, but I am determined to have grape pie this week. Sweat pants are in your future... 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #7 Posted April 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: Grapes are always available, aren’t they? I will ask them when I call to confirm that they can grape me. I suppose someone might prepare the grapes and freeze them if they knew they wanted to make grape pie off season. I think they only are grown in the north east of the USA. That’s where they are native. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 16, 2019 Share #8 Posted April 16, 2019 2 hours ago, wilbur said: Sweat pants and Velcro shoes are in your future... FIFY 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #9 Posted April 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Longjohn said: Remove the pants, eat the pie, immediately put the pants back on, determine to make some lifestyle changes next week. fixed it for everyone but Randomguy 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #10 Posted April 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Randomguy said: My pants are tight chicks like that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #11 Posted April 16, 2019 Pie -> tight pants -> more pie -> tighter pants! Chicks are really gonna dig you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 16, 2019 Share #12 Posted April 16, 2019 I bet Monica's still has grape pies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #13 Posted April 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Kirby said: I bet Monica's still has grape pies. What does Monica charge for a grape pie? Those are labor intensive to make. I wouldn’t charge any less than $20 a pie. I’ll bet I could come up with a tasty fake grape pie using concentrated frozen grape juice and tapioca. You really have to have a real one though. Go see Monica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #14 Posted April 16, 2019 10 hours ago, Longjohn said: Where would you get grape pie this time of year? They are made from Concord grapes, not in season now. Maybe there's a town called Concord in Chile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #15 Posted April 16, 2019 How many grapes are in a grape pie? 314? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 16, 2019 Share #16 Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, Road Runner said: How many grapes are in a grape pie? 314? Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 16, 2019 Share #17 Posted April 16, 2019 10 hours ago, Randomguy said: My pants are tight and I am large, but I am determined to have grape pie this week. 10 hours ago, Longjohn said: Remove the pants, eat the pie, determine to make some lifestyle changes next week. Yeah, I knew this was a BS forum when he said his pant were too tight. RG never wears pants. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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