Square Wheels Posted April 17, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 17, 2019 Do you put you left leg or your right leg in your underwear first? The next time you put yours on, and you're looking down at your junk, you'll think of me. You're welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 17, 2019 Share #2 Posted April 17, 2019 left leg first, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL Posted April 17, 2019 Share #3 Posted April 17, 2019 Right. I also kick with my right foot. When I think of junk, you do come to mind. ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted April 17, 2019 Share #4 Posted April 17, 2019 I've been doing it lefty for so long that if I tried to stand on my left leg and put the right in first I'd fall over. I know this to be true how? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 17, 2019 Share #5 Posted April 17, 2019 Just now, maddmaxx said: I've been doing it lefty for so long that if I tried to stand on my left leg and put the right in first I'd fall over. as I was answering left first, I thought of this. I probably would too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 17, 2019 Share #6 Posted April 17, 2019 I always do the right one first. The left is right and the right is wrong. I never do the right one first because would be wrong. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted April 17, 2019 Share #7 Posted April 17, 2019 This reminds me of the fasten or zip moment from B5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted April 17, 2019 Share #8 Posted April 17, 2019 I'd say I'm more of a @Longjohn sort of guy, so I would answer, "Underwear?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted April 17, 2019 A confused @KrAzY. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted April 17, 2019 Share #10 Posted April 17, 2019 B5 was a great show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2Far Posted April 17, 2019 Popular Post Share #11 Posted April 17, 2019 I jump into the air & put both feet thru at the same time. As I get older, I'm not able to jump as high and I can foresee the day that I'l have to jump off a chair. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted April 17, 2019 Share #12 Posted April 17, 2019 What underwear? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted April 17, 2019 For those that are sans undies, please do not think of me when you see your junk. I know you'll have a hard time resisting, but dig deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 17, 2019 Share #14 Posted April 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: For those that are sans undies, please do not think of me when you see your junk. I know you'll have a hard time resisting, but dig deep. Not to worry. I will never think of you while putting on my undergarments. I also never think of you when I'm washing my feet in the shower. Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted April 17, 2019 Share #15 Posted April 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Not to worry. I will never think of you while putting on my undergarments. Exactly! You surely think about him when REMOVING your undergarments! Duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 17, 2019 Share #16 Posted April 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Square Wheels said: looking down at your junk, you'll think of me. Because you are a dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far Posted April 17, 2019 Share #17 Posted April 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Because you are a dick? A huge dick! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 17, 2019 Share #18 Posted April 17, 2019 1 minute ago, 2Far said: A huge dick! ? Dammit! Why didn't I think of that? Must be that olde pharte brian crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted April 17, 2019 Share #19 Posted April 17, 2019 Commando all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted April 17, 2019 Share #20 Posted April 17, 2019 Visiting my mother in the hospital yesterday, she had those hospital issue slip proof slipper/socks. Both of them had "L" on theme. Ignoring the fact it stood for 'Large' I asked her why she put 2 left socks on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD Posted April 17, 2019 Share #21 Posted April 17, 2019 I think, most often, right leg first. Maybe that's because it's easier to put the first leg in and I am left-legged, so I subconsciously let the dominant leg do the more precision-required insertion and it goes second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 17, 2019 Share #22 Posted April 17, 2019 I honestly do not know. I think left, but it is not something I think about, I just do it. I will let you know next week when I change them for clean ones which leg went in first 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 17, 2019 Share #23 Posted April 17, 2019 Always left for underwear. Usually put my right sock on first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 17, 2019 Share #24 Posted April 17, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: Always left for underwear. Usually put my right sock on first. It's like we're brothers from different mothers... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share #25 Posted April 17, 2019 36 minutes ago, 2Far said: A huge dick! ? Small dicks matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 17, 2019 Share #26 Posted April 17, 2019 Left for everything, socks shoes pants underwear. Upper body is reversed, those are all right side first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far Posted April 17, 2019 Share #27 Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Square Wheels said: Small dicks matter! They're just being kind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted April 17, 2019 Share #28 Posted April 17, 2019 This is why I just don't wear pants. I'm to indecisive and can't handle that kind of quick, high pressure decision and commitment. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted April 17, 2019 Share #29 Posted April 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Indy said: This is why I just don't wear pants. I'm to indecisive and can't handle that kind of quick, high pressure decision and commitment. So, how are the miniskirts, I mean kilts, working out for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted April 17, 2019 Share #30 Posted April 17, 2019 1 minute ago, late said: So, how are the miniskirts, I mean kilts, working out for you? Great, plus they are nice and cool in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted April 17, 2019 Share #31 Posted April 17, 2019 7 hours ago, Goat Geddah said: What underwear? I used to not wear underwear. I likef my balls dingling around. Then, I zipped something I shouldn't have zapped and that fixed that little habit. Shu Fang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted April 17, 2019 Share #32 Posted April 17, 2019 Just now, Shu Fang said: I used to not wear underwear. I likef my balls dingling around. Then, I zipped something I shouldn't have zapped and that fixed that little habit. Shu Fang OOOOUUUUCCCHHH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted April 17, 2019 Share #33 Posted April 17, 2019 It is just like starting off on bike pedals, although I do vary somewhat on them, but I think I am left first on underwear. So I guess they are not alike, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted April 17, 2019 Share #34 Posted April 17, 2019 Both at the same time.. full out balls to the wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #35 Posted April 18, 2019 Checked this morning. Right leg first, same for pants and socks. T-Shirt is right arm up to the bicep, left arm in and both to the shoulder, pull shirt over my head, then pull down. But I put my left shoe on first. Weird. You know what else is weird? In the early morning hours, standing bare pole at the end of my bed thinking about @Square Wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 19, 2019 Author Share #36 Posted April 19, 2019 19 hours ago, Zephyr said: Checked this morning. Right leg first, same for pants and socks. T-Shirt is right arm up to the bicep, left arm in and both to the shoulder, pull shirt over my head, then pull down. But I put my left shoe on first. Weird. You know what else is weird? In the early morning hours, standing bare pole at the end of my bed thinking about @Square Wheels. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted April 19, 2019 Share #37 Posted April 19, 2019 On 4/17/2019 at 4:31 PM, Shu Fang said: Then, I zipped something I shouldn't have zapped and that fixed that little habit. Button flies are your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 19, 2019 Author Share #38 Posted April 19, 2019 I could sense many of you thinking of me this morning. It was oddly arousing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 19, 2019 Share #39 Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: I could sense many of you thinking of me this morning. It was oddly arousing. When I went into the bathroom and took a dump this morning, the first thing I thought of was you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted April 19, 2019 Share #40 Posted April 19, 2019 On 4/17/2019 at 11:03 AM, Kzoo said: It's like we're brothers from different mothers... Geez, as I was reading his post I was thinking the exact same thing including the phrase. Now I feel like I need a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 19, 2019 Share #41 Posted April 19, 2019 46 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Geez, as I was reading his post I was thinking the exact same thing including the phrase. Now I feel like I need a shower. Don't forget to wash your feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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