As God as my witness, I thought cooked bacon and snausage were indestructible

[Ralphie]

But Uncle Google says just the usual 3-5 days for cooked meat.

[smudge]

You read it wrong. It's actually 35 days.

[maddmaxx]

Or until it kills you whichever comes first.

[sheep_herder]

21 minutes ago, smudge said:

You read it wrong. It's actually 35 days.

I was going to ask him if he believed everything he read on Google.? I can see right now, with my eating habits, I am going to die at a young age.

[Longjohn]

Why would anyone cook bacon and put it in the fridge?

[Ralphie]

31 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

Why would anyone cook bacon and put it in the fridge?

My wife does it all the time, and things sometimes get buried and surface much later!

I ate the aged snausage but my stomach has already registered its objection.

 

[Longjohn]

The fridge must be what kills it. They sell pre-cooked bacon on the store shelves. They never put it in the refrigerated section. I have never tried it but somebody must buy it. It probably won’t kill you much faster than regular bacon.

[maddmaxx]

1 hour ago, sheep_herder said:

I was going to ask him if he believed everything he read on Google.? I can see right now, with my eating habits, I am going to die at a young age.

Me too.  I'm never going to make 50.

 

 

 

again.

[MickinMD]

How long can you keep eggs?  Sometimes I use up a dozen or more eggs in a week but, loving breakfast bowls kicked up a notch with salsa, sometimes I barely use any eggs for months.

If finished off my last carton's eggs 2 1/2 months after buying it. That's the longest I've used them after buying date. They were fine.

When I buy a dozen, I write the date on the carton with a permanent marker and put it in the fridge.  There are 7 eggs left in a carton with a 2/22/19 date on it.

I think they're going to make a couple breakfasts a maybe a dinner soon.

[Guest]

Saw this in PA. WoZack had a piece and said it was awesome.

[Kzoo]

Last nights cooked bacon did not last 3 to 5 days.  

3 to 5 days .... that’s crazy talk.

#BLTs

[12string]

11 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

But Uncle Google says just the usual 3-5 days for cooked meat.

well, duh, just don't cook it and you can keep it as long as you want

[Longjohn]

11 hours ago, MickinMD said:

How long can you keep eggs?  Sometimes I use up a dozen or more eggs in a week but, loving breakfast bowls kicked up a notch with salsa, sometimes I barely use any eggs for months.

Once the chick has pecked it's way out of the shell you have waited too long.

[maddmaxx]

4 hours ago, Kzoo said:

Last nights cooked bacon did not last 3 to 5 days.  

3 to 5 days .... that’s crazy talk.

#BLTs

True.  You'd have to be crazy to let bacon go uneaten than long.

[Further]

You were thinking of Twinkies

[Kzoo]

7 minutes ago, Further said:

You were thinking of Twinkies

And McDonalds fries.  Those things have a half life of 300 years.

[Longjohn]

8 hours ago, Kzoo said:

And McDonalds fries.  Those things have a half life of 300 years.

They break down slower than plastic.

[Ralphie]

2 hours ago, Longjohn said:

They break down slower than plastic.

One of the funniest memories I have of our previous Boston Terrorist was she loved when the wife and kids rolled into the garage in the van and she would charge in as soon as the doors slid open and sniff around for loose fries.

 

[Kzoo]

3 hours ago, Longjohn said:

They break down slower than plastic.

Several years ago I had a chiropractor that went and bought a Hamburger Happy Meal.  He opened it up and put it on display on his front counter.  When I stopped going to his office about 3 years later the hamburger and fries looked as fresh as the day he put it there.