Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 18, 2019 My company has an oatmeal club that you can join and you get steel cut high quality oats. Every morning, there is oatmeal to be had and it doesn't cost me a penny. Ideal for a guy watching his cholesterol levels. Well screw it. I don't want my slop this morning. I want something not healthy. I want taste. What should it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted April 18, 2019 Share #2 Posted April 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: My company has an oatmeal club that you can join and you get steel cut high quality oats. Every morning, there is oatmeal to be had and it doesn't cost me a penny. Ideal for a guy watching his cholesterol levels. Well screw it. I don't want my slop this morning. I want something not healthy. I want taste. What should it be? Make my muesli mix with the oats! Delicious. Greek yogurt, milk, muesli, extra raisins. Sweeten if and however you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted April 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Make my muesli mix with the oats! Delicious. Greek yogurt, milk, muesli, extra raisins. Sweeten if and however you like. I was thinking more like a greasy croissant, egg, cheese, and ham with lots of hot sauce. But, yeah, I can fantasize. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted April 18, 2019 https://www.bobsredmill.com/steel-cut-oats.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted April 18, 2019 Share #5 Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dottie said: I was thinking more like a greasy croissant, egg, cheese, and ham with lots of hot sauce. But, yeah, I can fantasize. What about an omelet with a bunch of different stuff mixed in? Onion, peppers, cheese, salsa, whatever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted April 18, 2019 Ok, bitches, everything you wanted to know about oats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: What about an omelet with a bunch of different stuff mixed in? Onion, peppers, cheese, salsa, whatever? I'm starting to talk myself into a bowl of oatmeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted April 18, 2019 Share #8 Posted April 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dottie said: https://www.bobsredmill.com/steel-cut-oats.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted April 18, 2019 Share #9 Posted April 18, 2019 I wanted to take a picture of our spread at work but it was too crowded. Numerous large platters of donuts, muffins, sweet breads & fruit. It covers a 10’ X 3’ table. By 9 am it’s gone! I pass on the sweet breads and not because I’m diabetic, I just don’t care for it. A nice ham & cheese croissant would be different.... I ate oatmeal for breakfast for years. I can’t stomach it anymore... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted April 18, 2019 Well, and there it is. I opted for my slop. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted April 18, 2019 Look what the cleaning lady left me... straight out of the sea. You just got to know where to find them, I guess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #12 Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Dottie said: My company has an oatmeal club that you can join and you get steel cut high quality oats. Every morning, there is oatmeal to be had and it doesn't cost me a penny. Ideal for a guy watching his cholesterol levels. Well screw it. I don't want my slop this morning. I want something not healthy. I want taste. What should it be? bring along some cinamon and honey and nuts and mix them in . Or maybe some fresh berries and cream? They provide the bricks, you provide the mortar and finishing touches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted April 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: bring along some cinamon and honey and nuts and mix them in . Or maybe some fresh berries and cream? They provide the bricks, you provide the mortar and finishing touches. They have some brown sugar, cinnamon, and craisons. There's enough there to make it interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #14 Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, Dottie said: They have some brown sugar, cinnamon, and craisons. There's enough there to make it interesting. Needs walnuts and / or almonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #15 Posted April 18, 2019 This one goes to 11!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: Needs walnuts and / or almonds. Yeah. But then I have to bring in my own stash and hide it. I work amongst thieves. You know how it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #17 Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, Dottie said: Yeah. But then I have to bring in my own stash and hide it. I work amongst thieves. You know how it is. Simple fix. Bring in the jar of mixed nuts. Walk into the oatmeal area. Pour nuts into oatmeal. Pour nuts into your mouth. Spit nuts back into jar. Close jar. Enjoy oatmeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: This one goes to 11!!!! Pretty sweet. Ours is not 'instant' but for this list -- it's all good. I like number 4. I hadn't thought of that -- though I don't make it at work so -- I have to do it post mortem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Simple fix. Bring in the jar of mixed nuts. Walk into the oatmeal area. Pour nuts into oatmeal. Pour nuts into your mouth. Spit nuts back into jar. Close jar. Enjoy oatmeal. You are grosser than I thought. I like you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted April 18, 2019 Share #20 Posted April 18, 2019 9:10 AM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #21 Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dottie said: You are grosser than I thought. I like you. I am not sure like is a strong enough word for how you really feel about me down deep inside in those places you don't want other people to know about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD Posted April 18, 2019 Share #22 Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Dottie said: My company has an oatmeal club that you can join and you get steel cut high quality oats. Every morning, there is oatmeal to be had and it doesn't cost me a penny. Ideal for a guy watching his cholesterol levels. Well screw it. I don't want my slop this morning. I want something not healthy. I want taste. What should it be? Bring in some strawberries or blueberries or bananas to kick it up a notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BR46 Posted April 18, 2019 Popular Post Share #23 Posted April 18, 2019 15 minutes ago, jsharr said: Simple fix 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #24 Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, BR46 said: By the time he gets to work he has already had 3 or 4 of those. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #25 Posted April 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am not sure like is a strong enough word for how you really feel about me down deep inside in those places you don't want other people to know about. No worries. You're Texan. That brings a natural 'repel' factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 18, 2019 Share #26 Posted April 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dottie said: No worries. You're Texan. That brings a natural 'repel' factor. Remember that repel spelled backwards is leper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share #27 Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: Remember that repel spelled backwards is leper. You keep getting sicker and sicker. Molokia even. I don't say this lightly -- you got game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted April 18, 2019 Share #28 Posted April 18, 2019 I mix a container of greek yogurt with a small portion of oatmeal and it seems to satisfy till lunch time. If feeling decadent I'll use Oui yogurt, that stuff is tasty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted April 18, 2019 Share #29 Posted April 18, 2019 Is there a paper shredder near the Oatmeal club? Toner has to add some flavor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Ungulate Posted April 18, 2019 Share #30 Posted April 18, 2019 Eat your damn free gruel and like it already! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdc2000 Posted April 19, 2019 Share #31 Posted April 19, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 19, 2019 Author Share #32 Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, jdc2000 said: Yeah I like those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 20, 2019 Share #33 Posted April 20, 2019 I eat this 6 of 7 days a week, usually with some fruit. No sweeteners added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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