jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 21, 2019 isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #2 Posted April 21, 2019 Pina Colada with creme de coco, pineapple chunks and Captain Morgans Reserve 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted April 21, 2019 This just happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 21, 2019 Share #4 Posted April 21, 2019 Your grass is green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted April 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dottie said: Your grass is green. Not really. I just cut it very low. Need to fertilize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 21, 2019 Share #6 Posted April 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Not really. I just cut it very low. Need to fertilize. I honestly thought you would have had crushed rock instead of grass. Do most folks have lawns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted April 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dottie said: I honestly thought you would have had crushed rock instead of grass. Do most folks have lawns? As far as they eye can see. Very little xeriscaping. MURICA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 21, 2019 Share #8 Posted April 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: As far as they eye can see. Very little xeriscaping. MURICA Very cool. I did not know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted April 21, 2019 Share #9 Posted April 21, 2019 22 minutes ago, jsharr said: Not really. I just cut it very low. Need to fertilize. Why do people fertilize grass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted April 21, 2019 Share #10 Posted April 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, dennis said: Why do people fertilize grass? Green and healthy. Sometimes poopy. Sometimes chemicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 21, 2019 Share #11 Posted April 21, 2019 It is 5:00 here. I am celebrating by walking around, stopping now and again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted April 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, dennis said: Why do people fertilize grass? Strong grass kills weeds, takes less water, looks better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 21, 2019 Share #13 Posted April 21, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Strong grass kills weeds, takes less water, looks better. Rocks and green paint, then 5:00 comes earlier. You are welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted April 21, 2019 Share #14 Posted April 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Rocks and green paint, then 5:00 comes earlier. You are welcome. I like this idea. It seems to me(someone without a lawn) that fertilizing and watering is a waste of time and money. You spend time and money on fertilizer, time and money on watering(sprinkler system sounds crazy expensive), and more time and money cutting grass. If you let it grow slow you have more free time and have spent less money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 21, 2019 Share #15 Posted April 21, 2019 1 minute ago, dennis said: I like this idea. It seems to me(someone without a lawn) that fertilizing and watering is a waste of time and money. You spend time and money on fertilizer, time and money on watering(sprinkler system sounds crazy expensive), and more time and money cutting grass. If you let it grow slow you have more free time and have spent less money. He lives in a weird state, a state of denial and plastic straws. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted April 21, 2019 Just now, dennis said: I like this idea. It seems to me(someone without a lawn) that fertilizing and watering is a waste of time and money. You spend time and money on fertilizer, time and money on watering(sprinkler system sounds crazy expensive), and more time and money cutting grass. If you let it grow slow you have more free time and have spent less money. But then I would be sitting in gravel drinking a Pina Colada and that is just crazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 21, 2019 Share #17 Posted April 21, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: But then I would be sitting in gravel drinking a Pina Colada and that is just crazy. You could have it on the rocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted April 21, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: You could have it on the rocks. Nominated 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted April 21, 2019 Share #19 Posted April 21, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: You could have it on the rocks. For the win! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted April 21, 2019 Share #20 Posted April 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: But then I would be sitting in gravel drinking a Pina Colada and that is just crazy. Isn't a Pina Colada the Coors light of mixed drinks? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted April 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, dennis said: Isn't a Pina Colada the Coors light of mixed drinks? Dont you have a bison to make out with? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted April 21, 2019 Share #22 Posted April 21, 2019 I have an idea. I will drive to Texas and bring good beer and whisky. We will pour your gas on the lawn and set it ablaze. We will feast on chili without beans and you will have more money in your pocket and more time on your hands. We shall celebrate your new found freedom from the lawn mowing man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted April 21, 2019 Share #23 Posted April 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Dont you have a bison to make out with? We do not kiss the bison. We shoot them and eat them. I had an elk steak for dinner last night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share #24 Posted April 21, 2019 Just now, dennis said: I have an idea. I will drive to Texas and bring good beer and whisky. We will pour your gas on the lawn and set it ablaze. We will feast on chili without beans and you will have more money in your pocket and more time on your hands. We shall celebrate your new found freedom from the lawn mowing man. Yay. Define good beer. I like lagers. I like Highland Scotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 21, 2019 Share #25 Posted April 21, 2019 1 minute ago, dennis said: We do not kiss the bison. We shoot them and eat them. I had an elk steak for dinner last night. I would kiss a bison. They are sexy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted April 21, 2019 Share #26 Posted April 21, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: I would kiss a bison. They are sexy. and delicious. 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Yay. Define good beer. I like lagers. I like Highland Scotch. How about these? Otherwise, I will purchase the beverages of your choice. I will bring a dead bison so that we can make chili. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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