The older I get, the more attractive I become to women of the opposite sex

[Road Runner]

The women of my age group seem to be much more interested in me now than they were 30 years ago.  

Of course, an alternate, and just as viable theory, would be that the women of my age group have greatly lowered their standards over the last 30 years.  

Either way, same result.   

[JerrySTL]

I get better looking every year. Of course I was one damned ugly baby. How ugly was I? The doctor slapped my mother instead of me when I was born.

Maybe that's what is happening to you.

[AirwickWithCheese]

2 minutes ago, JerrySTL said:

I get better looking every year. Of course I was one damned ugly baby. How ugly was I? The doctor slapped my mother instead of me when I was born.

Maybe that's what is happening to you.

No, RR was a very handsome lad.

Cheese

[Longjohn]

They may think your harmless now and won’t keep trying to bugger them all the time.

[Road Runner]

1 minute ago, Longjohn said:

They may think your harmless now and won’t keep trying to bugger them all the time.

Actually, it seems the opposite.  I feel like they are after my body.  Some older womens are very aggressive.  

[AirwickWithCheese]

I have the same issue

[Kzoo]

"The older I get, the more attractive I become to women of the opposite sex"

 

As opposed to women of the same sex?

 

[Zephyr]

Maybe you are winning a war of attrition?  Women have a longer life expectancy than men so the older you get there is theoretically less competition.

[Road Runner]

1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

As opposed to women of the same sex?

Yes.  Lesbians don't seem to care for me, not one bit.   

[Road Runner]

1 minute ago, Zephyr said:

Maybe you are winning a war of attrition?  Women have a longer life expectancy than men so the older you get there is theoretically less competition.

?

[Kzoo]

1 minute ago, Zephyr said:

Maybe you are winning a war of attrition?  Women have a longer life expectancy than men so the older you get there is theoretically less competition.

Which means that an increasing number of them will continue to lower their standards until they accomplish what they want.

#sugardaddy

 

[Road Runner]

2 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Which means that an increasing number of them will continue to lower their standards until they accomplish what they want.

#sugardaddy

 

If they are interested in me, I doubt that they have any standards.