I peed outside a little while ago

[Randomguy]

It was glorious. 

[Page Turner]

...I pee out in my back yard all the time.  It helps the acid loving plants.

Last night I went out there and pee'd by the light of the silvery moon.  

[JerrySTL]

Writing your name in the snow is one of life's best experiences especially if you have enough control to dot an i.

[Scrapr]

Dog wants to go out at o dark thirty? Why yes i will

 

[Longjohn]

1 minute ago, JerrySTL said:

Writing your name in the snow is one of life's best experiences especially if you have enough control to dot an i.

Our only restroom was four buildings away where I worked. They didn’t want us peeing outside but it took most of our break to walk all the way up there and back. I would pee outside but never wrote MY name in the snow. I would write someone else’s name.

[Dottleshead]

Catch an evening breeze on the Johnson?

[JerrySTL]

23 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

Our only restroom was four buildings away where I worked. They didn’t want us peeing outside but it took most of our break to walk all the way up there and back. I would pee outside but never wrote MY name in the snow. I would write someone else’s name.

I would be really impressed if it was a woman's name.....

[KrAzY]

If you get a skeeter on your petter ya better wack it off!

[Ralphie]

Do you have a permit?  Hey, tybee has been scarce!

[JerrySTL]

5 minutes ago, KrAzY said:

If you get a skeeter on your petter ya better wack it off!

There's a dozen on my cousin.

You can hear the bastards buzzin.

Wack it off!

[BuffJim]

I don’t think you would have had the cojones to post this back when @AWWC was around. 

[Kzoo]

Under the right circumstances that will get you a CSC charge and a lifetime on the sexual predators list.

[Wilbur]

2 hours ago, JerrySTL said:

Writing your name in the snow is one of life's best experiences especially if you have enough control to dot an i.

At your age, it may be easier to write "I" upside down. 

[Wilbur]

3 hours ago, Randomguy said:

It was glorious. 

Are you homeless?  

[Randomguy]

15 hours ago, Randomguy said:

It was glorious. 

I am going to do it again today. 

[jsharr]

14 hours ago, Scrapr said:

Dog wants to go out at o dark thirty? Why yes i will

 

Same.  It bothers me a bit when they sniff my urine, but then they go about their business, so I guess I pass the sniff test.  Or should I feel bad that they do not pee on top of my pee?

[jsharr]

14 hours ago, KrAzY said:

If you get a skeeter on your petter ya better wack it off!

RG stood there for 20 minutes waiting for one to land.....

[Parr8hed]

15 hours ago, JerrySTL said:

Writing your name in the snow is one of life's best experiences especially if you have enough control to dot an i.

I usually get the T R A pretty good.  The V is starting to fade and then the I  and S just look like a snake.

[JerrySTL]

5 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

I usually get the T R A pretty good.  The V is starting to fade and then the I  and S just look like a snake.

The fix for this condition is more Falls City beer.

[jsharr]

11 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

I usually get the T R A pretty good.  The V is starting to fade and then the I  and S just look like a snake.

[Road Runner]

[Parr8hed]

1 hour ago, jsharr said:

Excellent use of a meme sir.

[MickinMD]

When I coached a high school girls' softball team, there was a patch of woods just beyond our outfield which was a long way from the lavatories in the gym.  On occasion, someone would hit a ball into those woods and if I had to pee, I'd volunteer to go find it and tell the outfielders not to let anyone else go into the woods.  I never knew if they realized why I volunteered until I once got the reply, "Don't pee by the holly bush, it's all wet from Monica."

I never asked Monica how girls wearing softball uniforms manage it in the woods. I didn't want to know.